Chords for Your Favorite Martian - The Unofficial Smithers Love Song [Official Music Video]

The following video is a fan-made parody of the relationship between Smithers and Mr.
Burns.
It has nothing to do with the actual Simpsons cartoon.
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_ [B] _ _ _ _ _ _ [E] _
_ _ Hey, Mr.
Burns, you thought your money could buy [A] you the world.
[E]
I said, hey there, Mr.
Burns, I happen to notice that you don't have a girl. _ _
[F#] Yo, Smithers loves you, Burns.
Why do you ignore him?
You gotta keep up the rapport like it's still important.
Instead of running away, you should be moving toward him.
But you're eating at the bar like the dude is foreign.
We know you're straight, dude.
I really hate to say there's no way anyone else would date you.
Straight out the gay scene, how do you face him knowing he wants to be [G] your Malibu Stacy?
[E] _ And all he ever wanted [C#m] to do [G#] was spend a little time [A] with you.
[E] Hey, [A] Mr.
Burns, [B]
hey, Mr.
[E] Burns, you know you're worth more [C#] to him than all the money [A] you spend.
Hey, Mr.
Burns, [B]
hey, [E] Mr.
Burns. _ _ _ _ _
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_ _ [G#m] Hey, Mr.
Burns, I'm thinking maybe you should [A] give him a chance.
[E]
I said, hey there, Mr.
Burns, _ yes or what if he's a man?
[G] _
[E] Yo, we know you're blind, old man, but you can hear me talking.
You're always home alone.
You ain't McCulloch Hawkins.
You ain't a Flintstone.
Pay no mind to the fact that Smithers wants to have a gay old time.
And while relationships, they have their twisted turns.
But you know [F#] he'll never leave you, don't you, Mr.
Burns?
So you should give it a shot and maybe help the guy.
And you can make relationships a little [E] helper style.
And all he ever [C#m] wanted to do [G#] was spend a little [A] time with you.
Hey, Mr.
Burns, [E]
hey, Mr.
Burns, you know you're worth [C#] more to him [G#] than all the [A] money you spend.
Hey, Mr.
Burns, [B]
hey, Mr.
Burns.
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_ _ _ [D#] _ _ [A] _ _ _
_ [E] _ _ _ [N] _ _ _ _
_ _ _ Hey, Mr.
Burns, hey, Mr.
Burns, you know you're worth [D#] more than all the [F#] money you spend.
[A] Hey, Mr.
Burns, hey, [E] Mr.
Burns, and all he ever wanted to do [G#] was spend a little [A] time with you.
Hey, Mr.
Burns, [E]
hey, Mr.
Burns, you know you're worth [C#m] more to him [G#] than all the [A] money you spend.
Hey, Mr.
Burns, [B]
hey, [E] Mr.
Burns.
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