Chords for Your Favorite Martian - Stalkin' Your Mom (feat. Cartoon Wax) [Official Music Video]

_ _ _ _ _ _ I hope she's wearing that [E] blue business suit [C] today.
What time is [F] it?
6?
[D] Just in time to hide in these bushes.
[Cm] Stalking your mom, [Eb] [Cm] stalking your mom, stalking your mom, [Fm] [Cm] stalking your mom, stalking your
mom, stalking your mom, stalking [C] your mom, stalking your mom, [Eb] [Cm] stalking your mom, stalking
your mom, [Fm] [Cm] stalking your mom, stalking your [G] mom, stalking your mom, stalking your [F] mom,
stalking [C] your mom.
I've been stalking your mom for [Eb] like two [C] years straight.
I'm way too shy to [F] ask her out on a [C] date, so I just wait.
And your neighbor's long with my camera [Bb] ready, and my camera [C] plugged on.
And I know that I'll [Eb] get plenty [C] pics when she leaves for work at [F] exactly [C] 726.
I follow her on my bike, but it's hopeless, cause [Bb] I'll never keep up with her [C] Ford Focus.
So I kidnapped her, [Bb] golden [C] retriever, wanted to return her just [Fm] to please her, [C] forgot to
feed her, taking care of a dog [Am] is hard, gave it to [Bb] her dad, said it got hit by [Cm] a car.
Stalking your mom, [Eb] stalking [Cm] your mom, stalking your mom, [Fm] _ [Cm] stalking your mom, stalking your
mom, stalking your mom, stalking your [C] mom, stalking your mom, [Eb] [Cm] stalking your mom, [Fm] [G] stalking
your mom, stalking your mom, [G] stalking your mom, stalking your [Bb] mom.
Yo, [C] I dress up as a pizza [Eb] delivery [C] guy, show up at the door [F] and give her a [C] pie.
And she says, I didn't order none you geek, you been giving me free [Bb] pizza like once a [C] week.
So I disguise my voice with a device, but she don't know what [F] my voice [C] sounds like.
So when I call like a telemarketer, just to talk to [Bb] her, she don't think the pizza [C] guy's
talking to her.
Sometimes I stay in [Eb] my bathroom [C] for days, just looking at [Fm] the scrapbooks [C] I made.
My life size doll is almost [Am] there, I just need a couple more [Cm] strands of hair.
Stalking your mom, [Eb] stalking [Cm] your mom, [Fm] [Cm] stalking your mom, stalking your mom, stalking your
mom, stalking your mom, stalking your [C] mom, stalking your mom, [Eb] [Cm] stalking your mom, [Fm] [Cm] stalking
your mom, stalking your mom, stalking your [G] mom, stalking your [Bb] mom, stalking your [G] mom.
Aw, thanks [Bb] for coming over [C] man, it's been a fun night.
Yeah man, no [Fm] problem man.
Hey, check it out, I got the new World of Warcraft weapon pack dog.
[Am] I love World of Warcraft.
[Bb] Yeah man, hey, [Cm] what's this right here?
That's just [C] my yearbook.
[C] Your what?
Dude, [G] dude, this is my mom.
This is my [F] mom in the shower.
Nah, nah man, [C] shut up.
I'm just-
Stalking your [Eb] mom, stalking [Cm] your mom, [Fm] [Cm] stalking your mom, stalking your mom, stalking your
mom, stalking your [C] mom, stalking your mom, [Eb] _ [Cm]
stalking your mom, [Fm] stalking [Cm] your mom, [G] stalking
your [C] mom, [Bb] stalking your mom, [Cm] _ stalking your mom, stalking your mom, stalking your mom,
[Fm] stalking your [Cm] mom, stalking your mom, [Eb] _
stalking your mom, [F] stalking your mom, [C] stalking your
mom, [Eb]
stalking your mom, [Fm] stalking your mom, stalking your [Cm] mom, stalking your mom, [G]