Chords for Your Favorite Martian - Orphan Tears Part 1 (feat. Cartoon Wax) [Official Music Video]

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[D] It was a weekend, and you can't [Am] stop us from going to the local dance spot.
Instead of drinking imported [Gm] beers, somebody brought a bottle of Orphan [D] Tears.
We popped the top, we knew it was in [A] it.
Yeah, we were all so stupid to sip it.
Orphan Tears is so hallucinogenic, [E] I took one drink and saw a two-headed [Ab] midget.
And the room filled with colors and shapes, and suddenly DJ was covered in snakes.
Oh snap, and what made it worse was I swear I saw a unicorn humping a smurf, [D] then a rainbow
appeared out of Wax's [Ab] ass.
He passed some gas and it snapped in half.
[A] Yo DJ, are you still there?
[Bbm] Yeah, I'm trying to hook up [G] with this girl in a [D] wheelchair.
Alright, chill there.
I think a believe [Ab]-ment Care Bear might pick a fight with [A] Jesus.
I don't believe it, I'm gonna be [G] seasick.
These Orphan Tears are about to make me [D] trip.
Little children, near and [C] far, don't know where your parents [A] are.
Cry directly in the [Bbm] star, I will [G] drink it at the [D] bar.
Ha ha!
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[Gb] These Orphan Tears got [Ab] me feeling like I ain't felt before.
[A] I tried to bust a move, [Ab] but fell asleep on the dance [N] floor.
_ _ _ _ _ Dude, [Ab] get up!
I swear I saw Bill Cosby like_
Hello, it's the pudding!
He was dancing in his underwear, showing off his [D] booty.
I ran to the bathroom, [Ab] _ everything's in slow [A]-mo.
I couldn't throw up cause [Bbm] the toilet [Gm] bowl called me a [D] homo.
I barked at the kittens, [C] and I'm feeling strange.
[A] Sipping these Orphan [Gb] Tears, now it's got me seeing [D] things.
Little children, near and [C] far, don't know where your parents [A] are.
Cry directly in the [Bb] star, I will drink [G] it at the [D] bar.
Ha ha!
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[A] _ _ _ _ [Bb] _ _ [G] All from the VIP [D] section, straight [C] relaxed.
DJ playing my favorite [A] tracks, waitress acts.
What can I bring [Gm] you?
I said the most expensive thing on the [D] menu.
She came back with a glass of [C] liquid.
I said I asked for something [A] different.
This looks like a normal [Bb] beer.
She said, [G] nods, Orphan [Gb] Tears.
Took a swig, then I walked down to [Ab] the dance floor.
It's the whole club looking like a forest.
DJ turned to a brontosaurus.
Everybody in the club looked like Chuck Norris.
I tried to run to the bathroom, but when I did, I felt a vacuum [A] suction.
Pulling me back [Bbm] slow.
Dance floor turned [G] to a black [D] hole.
Spinning around horribly.
[Ab] Feeling like Dorothy.
[A] Woke up, and we're still at [D] home.
Orphan Tears got us in the zone.
Little children, near and [C] far, don't know where your parents [A] are.
Cry directly in the [Bbm] star, I will [G] drink it at the [D] bar.
Ha ha!
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[D] Little children, near and [C] far, don't know where your parents [A] are.
Cry directly in the [Bb] star, I will drink [G] it at the [D] bar.
Ha ha!
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_ Hello, it's the pudding.
Pud-pud-pud-pudding.
Hello, it's [E] the pudding.
Pudding.
It costs food.
Pudding.
It costs food.
Pudding.
It costs food.
[A] Pudding.
It costs [E] food. _ _ _