Chords for Your Favorite Martian - Santa Hates Poor Kids [Official Music Video]

[Bb] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
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_ _ _ _ [F] _ [Cm] _ [Bb] _ _
[N] _ I really hated that my family's poor.
I really wish I was a rich kid, cause they always get
all the pimp gifts for Christmas.
Did I get a new Xbox?
Fat chance.
Well, Billy gets a
new pony and a lap [Eb] dance.
Plus a three house mansion and a jet ski.
How the [E] hell did he
get a pterodactyl?
Excuse [N] me?
I thought Christmas was awesome, on and poppin'.
Bill Gaines got
a slave in Google's stock [Bm] options.
And I don't think you understand how it feels to
see another kid roll up in his Bentley Power Wheels like, look at my new ride, Santa just
bought it.
He didn't get you nothing cause your mom's an alcoholic.
He's right, I got
some [Fm] underwear used [D] by my brother.
I'm like [G] Oliver Twist.
May I have another?
I opened
up a present [D] and found an eviction notice.
Man, fuck you Santa, we're spending Christmas
with the homeless.
Santa [Bb] got big, [F] big ass.
[Cm] [Dm] Got Santa [Bb] on his back.
I'm gonna get you a
little treat tonight.
Santa is with [C] the rich.
Come [Dm] on, Santa [Bb] hates _ [Fm] _ [C] hooligans.
[Dm] Santa [Bb] hates
[F] _ [C] hooligans.
And [Dm] if you ain't got money [Bb] then he ain't coming.
[F] Nothing under your tree [C] tonight.
[N] And all I got was a charm bracelet with no charms and a discharged EI Go with no arms
and a drunk step dad.
Man, I hate it here.
And mom got some cigarettes and half a [B] case
We're too poor for Christmas music, we [Bm] acapella
And our Christmas tree is just a busted umbrella with a bunch of junk glue to it
This [G] shit is useless, and Robbie said Santa also hates you if you're Jewish
[D] [Bb] Santa's not a fake, [F] he has a heart
[Dm] But Santa [Bb] always _ wears [F] the red [C] Sing [Dm] it!
Santa [Bb] always [Fm] wore [C] a cap
[Dm] _ _ [Bb] _
[F] Santa hates poor [C] kids
[Dm] And if you ain't got money, [Bb] then he ain't got [F] nothin'
Then you're treatin' [C] up
[Dm] Santa [Bb] hates [F] poor [C] kids
[Fm] Uncle Greg, I'm just [N] a little kid, and I need a little help
Fuck you Santa, you fat motherfucker
How'd you get so big?
You been drinkin' butter?
[F] Always actin' jolly, I ain't buyin' into that
And why you always tryin' to get [C] kids to sit on your lap?
I heard you got Scottish boys under the gill, hey fatty Claus
[Ab] Stop eatin' my cookies and milk
Or I'm gonna go to [Bb] the North Pole and enroll you in gym class
And next year I'm leavin' diet pills and Slim Fast
You see me while I'm sleepin'?
You creep me out, and while you're watchin' me
Why [Dm] you gotta take your penis [D] out?
So bring it Santa, [Bb] I'm not afraid to fight, [F] bitch
I'll whip your ass and take a shit on your nice [Dm] lit
I wanna take [Bb] you out in the worst [F] way, if you're a saint
Why'd you steal Jesus's birthday?
[Dm] So keep your junk [Bb] gifts Santa, we don't need you
And tell the Tooth Fairy [Dm] she's a cheap bitch too
Santa [Bb] Claus is a [Fm] bitch [C] Come [Dm] on
Santa [Bb] Claus [F] is a bitch
[C]
[Dm] And if you ain't got [Bb] money, then he ain't comin'
[F] I'll be your friend in the [C] night
[Dm] Santa [Bb] Claus [F] is a [C] bitch _
[Gm] And _ [D] _ [C] _ God bless us