Chords for Your Favorite Martian - The Stereotypes Song [Official Music Video]

You know, I always thought stereotypes were kind of ridiculous.
So I wrote a song about it and it goes a little something like this
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Check it out now.
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[D#m] _ _ [C#] _ How do they handle [F#m] rocking burkas while they're riding camels?
[G#m] I love Jamaican.
Yeah, they're cool, but [C#] they're always high, so [E] don't let them fool [C#] you.
And I love being Puerto Rican, [D] even though they wash their ass about once a weekend.
[G#] I'm just joking, if you didn't know, [C#] then you're a little slow [E] and you're probably from Poland.
[C#] I think I love you more [F#] than the Japanese love tinnicle porn.
And [G#m] we should dance, dance, dance, dance to these [C#] stereotypes. _
_ Let's come together and live in this world [F#] like a unibrow on an Indian girl.
And [D#m] we should dance, [D#] dance, dance, dance to these [C#] stereotypes. _
Check [C] it out now.
Oh yeah, let me hear you yell [D#] if you love the outback redneck off script
[D] and the brook it ass seat of an English dude [F] and those creepy Italian dudes.
[G#] Speak this smooth, mamma mia, and how could anyone hate the French?
[F] Yeah, I know they're hairy women, [Gm] don't shave their pits.
[C] Brazilian girls is what you want.
Walkin' around town with that badonkadonk.
[C#] _ African, but hold up a second.
[F#] National Geographic says they all butt [G#] naked.
Breasts hangin' low, what have they done with their clothes?
[C#] Disappeared like Coca-Cola, Colombians knows.
Uh-oh, you're all on my checklist, [F#] even Russian guys who drink vodka for [G#] breakfast.
The stereotypes, and if you believe [C#] them, then your brain is small like a Korean penis.
I think I love you more [F#] than the Japanese love tinniple porn.
[D#m] And we should [G#] dance, dance, dance, dance to these [C#] stereotypes. _
_ _ Let's come together and live in this [F#] world like a unit row on an Indian girl.
[D#m] And we should [G#m] dance, dance, dance, dance to these [C#] stereotypes. _
All together [F] now.
I love [N] Scotsmen, though they have sheep.
I love Scotsmen, though _ _ _ _ _ _ they have sheep.
_ [A#] They have sheep.
[Fm] They have [Gm] sheep!
They [C#] have sheep.
_ _ I think I love you [F#] more than the Japanese love tinnicle porn
[G#] And we should dance, dance, dance, dance to these [C#] stereotypes
_ _ [D#] Let's come [E] together and live in this world like a [G#]
unibrow on an Indian girl
[A#] And we should dance, dance, [D#] dance, dance, dance to these stereotypes
Yeah, _ [B] I'm just playing, you know I love you guys
[Gm] But seriously, don't