Chords for Your Favorite Martian - Booty Store [Official Music Video]

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[B] _ _ Booty, [G#] booty, this [B] store sells booty.
Booty, booty, [E] this [B] store sells booty.
Make that ass clap!
Girl, you got class and you lookin' so [E] fine, but you need a better [B] ass as I follow behind.
You gotta go to Walmart and get a new [E] getup or you can pay us.
We'll make your [G] booty look better, cause this store sells [B] brand new asses.
From the manufacturers straight to the [Em] masses.
So, if your [G] booty's flat, we'll take it [E] back, give you a new ass and you'll make it [Bm] clap like_
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Double D's in the front and the back.
You'll redefine what it means to have a fanny pack.
And everybody will stare [E] and they'll gawk astounded.
[E] We'll give you an ass so big you gotta [G] walk around it.
You can have knowledge, self [Bm]-esteem and clap, but who needs all that when you got a nice ass?
Girl, you need a [D] new set of butt cheeks [A] and I think we can [Bm] help you out.
We got a store full of junk for your [B] trunk and baby, [Bm] without a doubt.
You could [D] improve your [A] personality, but who the [Bm] hell wants that?
[D] When you could find your self-esteem [B] in the form of a brand new ass.
Everybody say_
Booty.
Booty.
[E] Booty.
This store [B] sells booty.
Booty.
Booty.
[E] Booty.
This [B] store sells booty.
Make that ass [Bm] clap.
Come on ladies, come on [F#] down.
We got some [Bm] asses on clearance.
You buy two butt cheeks, [F#] you get the third one [B] free.
Ha ha.
We got a store full of inventory, [E] hook you up with a new butt.
[G] End of story.
We got my humps, we got badonkadonk.
[E] We got bootylicious and junk in the [B] trunk.
The type of butt [Em] that rappers sing of.
And if you're old school, [G] we got the bumps in the butt.
We got miles of booty, warehouse of [E] booty.
White girl booty that's cute and [Bm] snooty.
We got the ass of Kardashian.
We got the Jennifer [F] Lopez if [F#] that's your plan.
We got the Shakira, the Beyonce.
We got the Matthew McConaughey.
Wait, what?
Our [D] booty selection is second to none.
[E] We'll even give an Asian a [G] respectable butt.
You can have knowledge, self-esteem and clap.
But who needs all that when you got a nice [Bm] ass?
Girl you need a [D] new set of butt cheeks [A] and I think we can [Bm] help you out.
We got a store full of junk for your [A] trunk and baby [B] without a doubt.
You could [D] improve your [A] personality, but who the [Bm] hell wants that?
When you could find your self-esteem [B] in the form of a brand new ass.
Everybody say, booty, [E] booty.
This store [B] sells booty.
_ Booty, booty.
[Em] This store sells booty.
Make that ass clap.
Come on ladies, [Bm] I can sell you a butt that'll make you look like the hoochies in the rap videos.
Doesn't every woman aspire to be like the hoochies in the rap videos?
Girl we'll take your [G] booty and make it so when you shake [E] it, everybody in the place will pray for you [B] to get naked.
We got an [F#] abundance of asses so Dan will make a Catholic preacher say, God damn.
And if you can't [Bm] afford it, I'm sorry friend, we got a couple of asses in the bargain bin.
We got a variety of booty and if you like them bizarre, [E] we can make you an ass that can play guitar [B] like.
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[G] _ _ [F#m] _ _ [D] _ _ [Em] _ _
[Bm] Girl you need a new set of butt cheeks and I think we can help you out.
We got a store full of junk for your trunk and baby without a doubt.
You could [D] improve your personality, but who the [Bm] hell wants that?
When you could find your self-esteem [B] in the form of a brand new ass.
Everybody say, booty, booty, [E] booty.
This store sells [B] booty.
Say booty, booty, booty.
This store sells booty.
Make that ass stop.
_ [Bm] So come on down ladies.
Our booty store is [A] conveniently located right off the west side highway right next to the Chuck [B] E.
Cheese.
Come on, let's do this.
Put that ass on layaway.
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