Chords for Your Favorite Martian - Whip Your Kids (featuring Nice Peter) [Official Music Video]

[Bb] _ _ _ _ _ _ I [G] don't know if you're aware, but your kids suck [Gm] ass.
You [G] need someone to whip them, then just ask cuz.
They ain't as perfect as you say they [Gm] is.
They [G] ain't perfect at all.
You're raising Bebe's kids.
I'm sorry, I don't know you.
I don't mean to get pissy.
But you need to discipline your bratty kids, you hippie.
Like come here, you little jerk.
Taste the back of my palm.
[F] But you ain't my daddy.
Nah, but I'm doing your [G] mom.
Now I know you think they're angels, but they're driving me insane.
I'll punch [Bb] a baby in the face just for crying on a plane.
Cuz [Eb] I don't mess around.
You need to control them or I'll lose it.
But [F] I made you a drawing.
Shut the fuck up, kid.
That's stupid.
[G] Now I'm gonna get my truck.
I'm gonna load all my boys in back.
I'm [Bb] gonna find out where you live and break all your toys in half.
[Eb] And I know it ain't your birthday, but when nobody's looking, [N] I'm gonna give you a little present.
What?
An [Gm] ass whooping.
Kiss me.
[Bb] I whip your, whip [F] your kiss.
[Eb] Kiss me.
I whip your, whip your [Bb] kiss.
Kiss me.
I whip your, whip [F] your [Eb] kiss.
Kiss me.
I whip your, whip [Gm] your kiss.
Kiss [Bb] me.
I whip your, whip [F] your kiss.
[Eb] _ _ _
[Gm] _ [Bb] _ _ _ [F] _ [Ebm] _ _
[Gm] I never ever thought I'd say a kid deserved to get hit.
But [G] it's obvious time out ain't working for shit.
Yeah, I've seen your parenting style.
It ain't all that.
You gotta hit the little brat with a whippoorwall back.
Cuz this is obviously more than just a youthful rebellion.
You've gotta belt the little hellion with a belt when they're yelling.
Cuz you don't want me to do it cuz I'll paint their little brains [F] all over the wall when
I spank them with [G] a chainsaw.
And while they act wild and loose, if [Bb] they deserve the ass whooping, it ain't child abuse.
When [Eb] I'm trying to buy groceries and they're mucking up my style, they're [F] like drunken little
midgets running up and down the aisle, [G] touching everything in sight.
And gee, for Christ's sake, I [Bb] think one of them just stuck his little penis [Eb] in my cake
and now I'm gonna have to put it back and get a new one and it bugs me.
[F] But mommy says I'm beautiful.
Shut the fuck up, kid.
You're ugly.
[Gm] Kiss me.
[Bb] I whip your, whip [F] your [Eb] kiss.
Kiss me.
I whip your, whip [Gm] your [Bb] kiss.
Kiss me.
I whip your, whip [F] your [Eb] kiss.
Kiss me.
I whip [Gm] your, whip your kiss.
[Bb] Please let me whip [F] your kiss.
[Eb] Kiss me. _ _
[Gm] _ [Bb] I whip [F] your, whip your [Eb] kiss.
Kiss me.
I whip your, whip your kiss.
Kiss me.
Please [G] let me whip your kiss.
Kiss me with your children.
Please let me whip your kiss.
I can't stand kids misbehaving, running around and disobeying, all they need is a kick in
I'm a pest, a pumpkin, a butterless and if we're finally shut I'm a beast
Let me whip your children [N] please, [Gm] let me whip your kids
_ [Bb] I'll whip your kids, [F] _ [Eb] I'll whip all of [Gm] your [Bb] kids
I'm gonna whip [F] your [Eb] kids, I'm gonna whip [Gm] your [Bb] kids
I'm gonna whip [F] your kids, [Cm] _ [Eb] I'm gonna whip [Gm] your [Bb] kids
I'm gonna whip your kids, [F] _ [Eb] I'm gonna whip your kids _ _ _ _ _ _ _
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