Chords for Your Favorite Martian - Uno Reverse (feat. Cartoon Wax)
Tempo:
96.1 bpm
Chords used:
E
A
D
F#m
F#
Tuning:Standard Tuning (EADGBE)Capo:+0fret
Start Jamming...
You ever play Uno and you put down the reverse card and you wish you could do that in real life?
Bam!
[D] Uno reverse card.
Alright, alright.
Let me explain [A] the rules here.
If I lay this card [E] down, I can flip any situation around.
Okay, [F#] so one night I was getting pulled [E] over by the po-po.
[A] Looked into my rear view and saw the deputy.
He asked if I knew why I was in [E] trouble, sir.
I ain't Obi-Wan Kenobi, I ain't got [F#] telepathy.
He asked if I was drinking.
He started [D] giving orders.
Say the alphabet backwards.
I can't say [A] it forwards.
Son, you fit the description of a [E] neighborhood prowler.
He's taking you to jail.
Have [F#m] fun in the showers.
Nope.
Bam!
Uno [D] reverse card.
I'm placing you under arrest for the [A] worst charge.
Now I'm taking you to county in your [E] squad car.
On the way, threw a couple donuts in your [F#m] front yard.
I'm gonna take your paycheck and buy some [D] fireworks.
The illegal kind that they smuggled in from [A] Mexico.
Turn the siren on, run some red [E] lights, maybe hit a fruit stand.
[F#m] Sorry, texting bro!
Bam!
Uno [D] reverse card.
I lost the keys to these cups, that's the [A] worst part.
If I lay this card [E] down, I can flip any situation [F#m] around.
It goes bam!
Uno [D] reverse card.
I just hit a flower pot in the [A] churchyard.
If I lay this card [E] down, I can flip any situation around.
Here's [C#m] what happened.
I was [D] at a job interview with Applebee's.
I was so broke, it was [A] probably my worst year.
With the manager, she smelled like [E] Vaseline and had natto food.
She said, why do you want to [F#] work here?
I eat Cheerios with tap water.
[D] I'm so broke, I need money desperately is what came [A] to my head.
I want to be on the team.
I've always [E] dreamed of working at Applebee's so much is what I [F#m] really said.
She said, will you do whatever's [D] required?
I said, absolutely.
She said, you're [A] hired.
Bam!
I hit her with that uno [E] reverse card.
You work for me now lady, and you're [F#m] fired.
I spent the next couple hours eating [D] spinach artichoke dip
in the back office with my [A] door closed.
Then I kicked it with the dishwasher.
[E] We slacked off, smashed plates, and we broke a bunch of soup bowls.
[F#m] Bam!
Uno [D] reverse card.
I'm just living, man.
I don't want to [A] work hard.
If I lay this card [E] down, I can flip any situation [F#m] around.
It goes, bam!
Uno [D] reverse card.
I just post through life on my [A] surfboard.
If I lay this card [E] down, I can flip any situation [F#] around.
Hi, Mom.
I'm [A] finally on TV.
I'm a guest on the Maury Povis show.
Well, nobody in the audience [Em] likes me.
It kind of sucks, but they don't [F#] know me though.
See, my ex is here, and she [D] fooled everybody.
I'm the baby daddy, and she wants [Am] every dollar.
So imagine my surprise when [E] Maury opened up the envelope and said,
You [G] are the [F#] father.
[F#m] [D] I ain't got to say it.
You know what the words [A] are.
Sorry, Maury.
That kid is [E] yours.
Good luck paying that child support.
[Fm] Bam!
My grandmama used to tell me one day I
Bam!
[D] Uno reverse card.
Alright, alright.
Let me explain [A] the rules here.
If I lay this card [E] down, I can flip any situation around.
Okay, [F#] so one night I was getting pulled [E] over by the po-po.
[A] Looked into my rear view and saw the deputy.
He asked if I knew why I was in [E] trouble, sir.
I ain't Obi-Wan Kenobi, I ain't got [F#] telepathy.
He asked if I was drinking.
He started [D] giving orders.
Say the alphabet backwards.
I can't say [A] it forwards.
Son, you fit the description of a [E] neighborhood prowler.
He's taking you to jail.
Have [F#m] fun in the showers.
Nope.
Bam!
Uno [D] reverse card.
I'm placing you under arrest for the [A] worst charge.
Now I'm taking you to county in your [E] squad car.
On the way, threw a couple donuts in your [F#m] front yard.
I'm gonna take your paycheck and buy some [D] fireworks.
The illegal kind that they smuggled in from [A] Mexico.
Turn the siren on, run some red [E] lights, maybe hit a fruit stand.
[F#m] Sorry, texting bro!
Bam!
Uno [D] reverse card.
I lost the keys to these cups, that's the [A] worst part.
If I lay this card [E] down, I can flip any situation [F#m] around.
It goes bam!
Uno [D] reverse card.
I just hit a flower pot in the [A] churchyard.
If I lay this card [E] down, I can flip any situation around.
Here's [C#m] what happened.
I was [D] at a job interview with Applebee's.
I was so broke, it was [A] probably my worst year.
With the manager, she smelled like [E] Vaseline and had natto food.
She said, why do you want to [F#] work here?
I eat Cheerios with tap water.
[D] I'm so broke, I need money desperately is what came [A] to my head.
I want to be on the team.
I've always [E] dreamed of working at Applebee's so much is what I [F#m] really said.
She said, will you do whatever's [D] required?
I said, absolutely.
She said, you're [A] hired.
Bam!
I hit her with that uno [E] reverse card.
You work for me now lady, and you're [F#m] fired.
I spent the next couple hours eating [D] spinach artichoke dip
in the back office with my [A] door closed.
Then I kicked it with the dishwasher.
[E] We slacked off, smashed plates, and we broke a bunch of soup bowls.
[F#m] Bam!
Uno [D] reverse card.
I'm just living, man.
I don't want to [A] work hard.
If I lay this card [E] down, I can flip any situation [F#m] around.
It goes, bam!
Uno [D] reverse card.
I just post through life on my [A] surfboard.
If I lay this card [E] down, I can flip any situation [F#] around.
Hi, Mom.
I'm [A] finally on TV.
I'm a guest on the Maury Povis show.
Well, nobody in the audience [Em] likes me.
It kind of sucks, but they don't [F#] know me though.
See, my ex is here, and she [D] fooled everybody.
I'm the baby daddy, and she wants [Am] every dollar.
So imagine my surprise when [E] Maury opened up the envelope and said,
You [G] are the [F#] father.
[F#m] [D] I ain't got to say it.
You know what the words [A] are.
Sorry, Maury.
That kid is [E] yours.
Good luck paying that child support.
[Fm] Bam!
My grandmama used to tell me one day I
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You ever play Uno and you put down the reverse card and you wish you could do that in real life?
_ Bam!
[D] Uno reverse card.
Alright, alright.
Let me explain [A] the rules here.
If I lay this card [E] down, I can flip any situation around.
Okay, [F#] so one night I was getting pulled [E] over by the po-po.
[A] Looked into my rear view and saw the deputy.
He asked if I knew why I was in [E] trouble, sir.
I ain't Obi-Wan Kenobi, I ain't got [F#] telepathy.
He asked if I was drinking.
He started [D] giving orders.
Say the alphabet backwards.
I can't say [A] it forwards.
Son, you fit the description of a [E] neighborhood prowler.
He's taking you to jail.
Have [F#m] fun in the showers.
Nope.
Bam!
Uno [D] reverse card.
I'm placing you under arrest for the [A] worst charge.
Now I'm taking you to county in your [E] squad car.
On the way, threw a couple donuts in your [F#m] front yard.
I'm gonna take your paycheck and buy some [D] fireworks.
The illegal kind that they smuggled in from [A] Mexico.
Turn the siren on, run some red [E] lights, maybe hit a fruit stand.
[F#m] Sorry, texting bro!
Bam!
Uno [D] reverse card.
I lost the keys to these cups, that's the [A] worst part.
If I lay this card [E] down, I can flip any situation [F#m] around.
It goes bam!
Uno [D] reverse card.
I just hit a flower pot in the [A] churchyard.
If I lay this card [E] down, I can flip any situation around.
Here's [C#m] what happened.
I was [D] at a job interview with Applebee's.
I was so broke, it was [A] probably my worst year.
With the manager, she smelled like [E] Vaseline and had natto food.
She said, why do you want to [F#] work here?
I eat Cheerios with tap water.
[D] I'm so broke, I need money desperately is what came [A] to my head.
I want to be on the team.
I've always [E] dreamed of working at Applebee's so much is what I [F#m] really said.
She said, will you do whatever's [D] required?
I said, absolutely.
She said, you're [A] hired.
Bam!
I hit her with that uno [E] reverse card.
You work for me now lady, and you're [F#m] fired.
I spent the next couple hours eating [D] spinach artichoke dip
in the back office with my [A] door closed.
Then I kicked it with the dishwasher.
[E] We slacked off, smashed plates, and we broke a bunch of soup bowls.
[F#m] Bam!
Uno [D] reverse card.
I'm just living, man.
I don't want to [A] work hard.
If I lay this card [E] down, I can flip any situation [F#m] around.
It goes, bam!
Uno [D] reverse card.
I just post through life on my [A] surfboard.
If I lay this card [E] down, I can flip any situation [F#] around.
Hi, Mom.
I'm [A] finally on TV.
I'm a guest on the Maury Povis show.
Well, nobody in the audience [Em] likes me.
It kind of sucks, but they don't [F#] know me though.
See, my ex is here, and she [D] fooled everybody.
I'm the baby daddy, and she wants [Am] every dollar.
So imagine my surprise when [E] Maury opened up the envelope and said,
You [G] are the [F#] father. _ _ _ _
[F#m] _ _ _ [D] I ain't got to say it.
You know what the words [A] are.
Sorry, Maury.
That kid is [E] yours.
Good luck paying that child support.
[Fm] Bam!
_ _ My grandmama used to tell me one day I
_ Bam!
[D] Uno reverse card.
Alright, alright.
Let me explain [A] the rules here.
If I lay this card [E] down, I can flip any situation around.
Okay, [F#] so one night I was getting pulled [E] over by the po-po.
[A] Looked into my rear view and saw the deputy.
He asked if I knew why I was in [E] trouble, sir.
I ain't Obi-Wan Kenobi, I ain't got [F#] telepathy.
He asked if I was drinking.
He started [D] giving orders.
Say the alphabet backwards.
I can't say [A] it forwards.
Son, you fit the description of a [E] neighborhood prowler.
He's taking you to jail.
Have [F#m] fun in the showers.
Nope.
Bam!
Uno [D] reverse card.
I'm placing you under arrest for the [A] worst charge.
Now I'm taking you to county in your [E] squad car.
On the way, threw a couple donuts in your [F#m] front yard.
I'm gonna take your paycheck and buy some [D] fireworks.
The illegal kind that they smuggled in from [A] Mexico.
Turn the siren on, run some red [E] lights, maybe hit a fruit stand.
[F#m] Sorry, texting bro!
Bam!
Uno [D] reverse card.
I lost the keys to these cups, that's the [A] worst part.
If I lay this card [E] down, I can flip any situation [F#m] around.
It goes bam!
Uno [D] reverse card.
I just hit a flower pot in the [A] churchyard.
If I lay this card [E] down, I can flip any situation around.
Here's [C#m] what happened.
I was [D] at a job interview with Applebee's.
I was so broke, it was [A] probably my worst year.
With the manager, she smelled like [E] Vaseline and had natto food.
She said, why do you want to [F#] work here?
I eat Cheerios with tap water.
[D] I'm so broke, I need money desperately is what came [A] to my head.
I want to be on the team.
I've always [E] dreamed of working at Applebee's so much is what I [F#m] really said.
She said, will you do whatever's [D] required?
I said, absolutely.
She said, you're [A] hired.
Bam!
I hit her with that uno [E] reverse card.
You work for me now lady, and you're [F#m] fired.
I spent the next couple hours eating [D] spinach artichoke dip
in the back office with my [A] door closed.
Then I kicked it with the dishwasher.
[E] We slacked off, smashed plates, and we broke a bunch of soup bowls.
[F#m] Bam!
Uno [D] reverse card.
I'm just living, man.
I don't want to [A] work hard.
If I lay this card [E] down, I can flip any situation [F#m] around.
It goes, bam!
Uno [D] reverse card.
I just post through life on my [A] surfboard.
If I lay this card [E] down, I can flip any situation [F#] around.
Hi, Mom.
I'm [A] finally on TV.
I'm a guest on the Maury Povis show.
Well, nobody in the audience [Em] likes me.
It kind of sucks, but they don't [F#] know me though.
See, my ex is here, and she [D] fooled everybody.
I'm the baby daddy, and she wants [Am] every dollar.
So imagine my surprise when [E] Maury opened up the envelope and said,
You [G] are the [F#] father. _ _ _ _
[F#m] _ _ _ [D] I ain't got to say it.
You know what the words [A] are.
Sorry, Maury.
That kid is [E] yours.
Good luck paying that child support.
[Fm] Bam!
_ _ My grandmama used to tell me one day I