Chords for Your Favorite Martian - This Is Why I'm Single (feat. Shuba and Cartoon Wax)

All day, everyday, [Dm] people always _
[Bb] _ golding, [C] golding, golding
Alright, alright, here's the deal _
[F] I don't got good luck with the [D] women, man
I pull up in my grandma's [G] minivan
No hubcaps, [C] one mirror
Duct tape throughout the [F] interior
Wheels falling off like a [C] grocery cart
[D] Headlights bloke so it's always dark
[C] Oh, I thought you said it was a push to start
Yeah, you gotta get out and push to start
[F] You might have to pay when I [Am] wine and dine
Cause my [D] credit card's probably gonna get [G] declined
I use my sock as a [C] napkin
When I tell a joke, I'm the only one [F] laughing
I'm just an awkward [Am] dude
I stand too close when I talk to you
[G] And when the waiter says, sir, enjoy your food
I say, thanks a lot, you [F] too!
All day, everyday, people always
ask me [Gm] why I'm single
[G] This is why I'm single _
[F] I love it, but I hate it
It's the [Am] worstest and the greatest
[Gm] when you're single
This is why I'm single
I [F] wake up and it's time for [D] lunch
A little Kool-Aid and some Captain Crunch
[G] I got no new matches, I [C] don't know why
Honestly, I'm a really likable [F] guy
I got low ambition, afraid of [Dm] commitment
I never listen, my mind is [G] drifting
My cat went missing, [C] turns out he was in my kitchen
Underneath the pile of dishes
[F] My bedroom doesn't have [Am] much decor
There's a [D] sheet hanging up where there should be a door
[G] I got a worn out mattress on a [Bb] hardwood floor
Every [C] morning I wake up and my back is [F] sore
My Tinder profile is [Am] not a flex
My main picture is of me and my ex
[G] But hey, being single's [F] not that bad
I [C] do what I want and it saves me [F] cash
All day, every day
People always ask me [Gm] why I'm single
This is [G] why I'm single _
[F] I love it, but I hate it
It's the [D] worstest and the greatest
[G] when you're single
This is why I'm single _ _
[F] _ _ _ _ [D] If you're here by yourself [Gm] tonight
_ _ Hold your own hand _
[F] _ If you [D] love that feeling of independence
Mixed with [Gm] that feeling of soul crushing loneliness
I'm not a fan of the way you talk
I'm not a fan of the way you talk
Mixed, no, I'm [Fm] single
I'm single cause I squawk like a chicken
I'm [D] single cause I can't make decisions
I'm [G] single cause I'm awkward as hell
Cause I [A] eat Taco Bell like I'm paid by the minute
I'm one to [F] talk about my ex on the first date
[D] I order lots of food but I never pay
Then I [G] get the guy to spill all of his fantasies
[C] But I never tell him anything about me
[F] I can't remember [Am] people's names
So I [Dm] say hey [Gm] buddy
I ran on terms when nothing's even [F] funny
I [Am] request people using me
So [Dm] I change
I [Gm] sing in public [Gm] like the world is my stage [F] All day Every [Dm] day
People always ask me [G] why I'm single
This is why I'm single _
[C] I love it but I hate it
[F] It's the worstest
And the greatest
[Gm] When you're single
[Bb] This is why I'm [Gm] single _ _
[F] _ _ _ _ _ _ [Gbm] _ _