Chords for Your Favorite Martian - Epileptic Techno [Official Music Video]

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_ [E] Oh wait, that's Hillary Clinton [G] there with Dick Cheney who is [E] killing a kitten.
I saw Jack Black and J [G]-Lo.
I even saw that [E] one guy from that punch show.
I saw Alcoholic Jews and Fat [G] Truckers and Oprah was there like,
I'm Oprah, [E] fucker!
And everything was good till the second [B] home of Superman put on this [E] record.
I stood there with my friends and the [Ab] Olsen twins as these bands, everybody [Em] had convulsions.
Dance, dance, dance like you're having a seizure.
Move, move, move like you're having a fit.
Shake, shake, shake, this is causing a spasm.
Ap-thal-ap-tic, a-thal _ _ -ap _ _ _ _
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[F] [Em]-tic.
A-thal-ap, a-thal-ap, a-thal-ap, a-thal-ap, a-thal-ap, a-thal-ap, a-thal-ap [G]-thalastic.
Now I [B] ain't trying to disrespect Ap-thalap-tics, but the music he [Em] played made the place go hectic,
the speakers on the deck came disconnected, all the Alcoholic [B] Jews were suddenly naked.
I felt my muscles expand and contract, [D] I passed out on the [Eb] dance floor, laying on my [B] back.
Priyani started fainting, cutting in and [Bm] out, I woke up when an Olsen twin threw up in my [E] mouth.
And we were hoping we could leave at our [G] leisure, but the whole fucking theater was having a seizure, except [B] Oprah.
The music didn't [Ab] touch her, still standing hard.
_ [E] I saw the DJ load another disc but most of the party still performing at the lips.
I brought my friends in headed for the exit when Homeless [Em] Superman started spinning that next hit.
Dance, dance, dance like you're having a seizure.
Move, move, move like you're having [F] a fit.
[Em] _ Shake, shake, shake this is causing a spasm.
_ _ Epileptic, let go, _ _ _ _ _ _ _
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[F] [Em] epileptic. _ _ _ _ _
Epileptic, let go, epileptic.
_ _ _ _ Epileptic, let go, epileptic.
Epileptic, let go, epileptic.
We [E] _ woke up once again from my [G] seizure.
I wiped Mary [B] Kate's vomit from my [E] t-shirt.
We slid out the back like Reese Dunbar.
[G] We saw Oprah [Bm] there.
I'm Oprah, [E] fucker.
We made it out of that.
[G] Booyah!
We all stood [B] around like, what are we gonna [E] do now?
We picked a new club, what'd we get?
[G] We somehow rolled [B] up the club [E] Tourette's.
The music there gave Irwann a [G] dick in Irrtime and [B] played the whole place.
We'll [E] twitch and shift and switch and bitch and talk [G] shit like ass, [B] barf, barf, ass, barf,
[E] piss.
Barf, piss, ass, ass, [G] barf, barf, [B] piss, ass, ass, [E] piss.
We ran away like a jet propulsion.
[G] Man, I guess we'll go back to club compulsion.
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[C] _ _ [G] _ [D] Epileptic, let [Em] go, [C] epileptic.
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[C] _ _ [G] _ [D] Epileptic, [Em] let go, [C] epileptic.
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[C] _ _ [G] _ [D] Epileptic, let go, [Em] _
[C] epileptic.
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[C] _ Y _ 'all little bastards thought y'all knew Oprah!
Don't make me come over there and fuck you!