Chords for Your Favorite Martian - Bartender Song [Official Music Video]

_ _ [E] Bartender, I really did it this time
Broke [B] my parole to have a good time
[A] When I got home it was [B] 6am
The door was locked so I kicked it in
[E] She was tripping on the bills
I [B] think she was high on some pills
She [A] threw my things out into the yard
[B] Then she called me a bum and slapped me real [E] hard
And in my drunken stupor
I [B] did what I should've never done
Now [A] I'm sitting here, talking to [B] you
Drunk and on the run
I'm [E] sitting at a bar on the inside
Waiting [B] for my ride on the outside
She [A] stole my heart in the trailer [D] park
So I jacked the keys to her father's car
[B] And crashed that Chevrolet
And then [E] scrapped away _
_ _ _ [B] _ _ _ _ _
_ [E] _ [A] _ _ _ _ [B] _ _
_ You know, [E] mama, I'll probably get 10 years
Well, just [B] give me years till they get here
[A] Yeah, I know the sun is coming up
[B] And y'all are probably getting ready for closing up
[E] But I'm trying to drown my soul
Outside [B] of this life on a dirt road
And [A] everything that I love is gone
[B] And I'm tired of hanging on
She's got me [E] sitting at a bar on the inside
[B] Waiting for my ride on the outside
She stole [A] my heart in the trailer park
[D] So I jacked the keys to her father's [B] car
And crashed that Chevrolet
And then scrapped away
Guess [E] it was meant to be
Romance is misery
So much [B] for memories
And now I'm headed to the [A] penitentiary
See me on TV
The next cop series
I am [B] a danger
I guess I should've did something about my [E] anger
But I'll never learn
Real things I don't [B] concern
I pour kerosene on everything I love
And watch it burn
I [A] know it's my fault
But I wasn't happy it was [B] over
She threw a fit
So I crashed that piece of shit
[E] And now I'm going back again
Back [B] to the pen to see my friends
[A] And when we all pile off that county [B] van
They're gonna ask me where I've been
I've [E] been at a bar on the inside
[B] Waiting for my ride on the outside
She [A] stole my heart
In the trailer park
[D] So I jacked the keys to her father's [B] car
And crashed that Chevrolet
And then [E] stepped away
_ Well _ [B] _ _ _ _ _ [A] _ _
_ _ _ [B] _ _ _ _
I'm sitting [E] at a bar on the inside
And I'm [B] waiting on my ride on the outside
[A] Crashed _ your daddy's car
[B] And then I stepped away
_ [E] _ _
_ _ _ [B] _ _ _ _ _
_ [A] _ _ Crashed your daddy's [B] car
And then I [E] stepped away _ _ _
_ [B] _ _ _ _ _ [A] _ _