Chords for ~Harper Valley PTA~

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I want to tell you all a story about a Harper Valley widow wife who _ [D] had a teenage daughter
who attended Harper Valley Junior High. _ _
[A] Well, her daughter came home one afternoon and didn't even stop to play. _
And [D] she said, Mom, I've got a note here [E] from the Harper Valley [A] PTA.
Well, the note said, Mrs.
Johnson, you're wearing your dress way too high. _
And [D] it's reported you've been drinking and running around with men and going wild. _ _
[A] And we don't believe you ought to be bringing up your little girl this way. _
And [D] it was signed by the [E] Secretary Harper Valley [A] PTA. _ _
Well, it happened that the PTA was going to meet that very afternoon. _
And [D] they were sure surprised when Mrs.
Johnson wore her mini skirt into the room. _
And [A] as she walked up to the blackboard, I can still recall the words she had saying. _
She [D] said, I'd like to address the [E] seating of the Harper Valley [A] PTA. _ _
Well, there's Bobby Taylor sitting there and seven times he's asked me for a date. _
And [D] Mrs.
Taylor sure seems to use a lot of ice whenever he is awake. _
And [A] Mr.
Baker, can you tell us why your secretary had to leave this town? _
And [D] shouldn't Witta Jones be told to [E] keep her when the shades all pull [A] completely down? _
Well, Mr.
Harper couldn't be here because he stayed too long at Kelly's bar again. _
And [D] if you'll smell Shirley Thompson's breath, you'll find she's had a little nip of gin.
And [A] then you have the nerve to tell me you think that as a mother I'm not fit. _
Well, [D] this is just a little patent [E] place in your old Harper Valley, [A] Pippa Criss. _
No, I wouldn't put you on because it really did, it happened just this way. _
One day [D] my mama socked it to [E] the Harper Valley PTA.
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One day my [D] mama socked it [E] to the Harper Valley [A] PTA.
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