Bejeweled chords

Ab Oh, this is some of her best work.
That's disgusting.
What is that?
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Cm No, I'm sorry my dudes, he's gonna choose me.
Db I even contoured my abs with the mud from the hot pan Ab outside, so_. Well, I bought diamond nipple tassels, so_. Well, I'll be poisoning all the other maidens in the village.
Db Yes, yes, yes!.
_ _ Ab.
But they're changing it this year.
So instead of just showing up at the ball looking hot, you have to enter a talent competition.
And if Db you win, you get the keys to your Ab own castle!.
And a marriage proposal from the prince!.
Db _ Fm _ _ _ .
_ I simply adore Eb a proposal.
The single most defining thing a lady could hope to achieve in her lifetime.
Ab The prize of all prizes.
Look how many Eb mommies received.
Ab Well, we all know Db who's not coming tonight.
That Ab weasel down there cleaning up my sick from last night.
You must clean my bed pot next.
You honestly have to do this Eb entire verbal abuse thing Db every time you leave the house.
Shut up, wench!.
Stop it!.
You Ab smell!.
Nobody cares!.
Speak Db not, tired, tacky wench.
Clean!.
Fm Ugh, ladies, worry not.
Eb Even if she were allowed to go, which she Ab is not.
The prince would never have anything Db to do with that little harlot again.
He tired of Fm her quite quickly, didn't he?.
Or Eb should I say swiftly?.
There it is.
That joke never gets old.
Thank you.
Thank you so much.
Db You're welcome.
Lest we forget, Ab you've been Eb exiled here.
Db You're not going anywhere anytime Ab soon.
Certainly not Eb the ball.
Db Now girls, let's get many, many Fm jokes!.
Oh, yes!.
Eb Bye!.
Ab Bye, snake!.
Have fun being exiled, stinky!.
I'm gonna be hungover.
Dbm I'm gonna drink a bunch of D different drinks Eb and I'm gonna be hungover.
G _ _ _ C _ _ .
Baby G love, I think I've been a little too kind.
_ _ .
Didn't notice you walking all over my peace of A mind.
Gm And the shoes I gave you as a present, wouldn't C someone D burst?.
Only A works when you're in their top five.
Gm _ .
F And by the way, _ G I'm going out tonight.
C _ .
Best believe I'm still Dm bejeweled G when I walk in the room.
I can still make the whole C day shimmer.
And when I D meet the band, Am they ask, do you have a man?.
Look, it's just G they don't C remember.
Am Familiarity breeds content, so put me in the basement.
When I G want the pent-up of your C heart, diamonds Dm in Am my eyes.
I polish G up real, I polish C up real nice.
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_ _ _ _ _ G _ _ C _ .
Baby D boy, I think I've been too good Am of a girl.
G Too good of a C girl.
Did all D the extra credit, then got Am graded on a curve.
G I think it's time to teach C some lessons.
I need you in my Dm world, have you heard of?.
I Am can reclaim the G land.
And I'll C miss you, _ but I miss Barclay.
Best believe I'm still Dm bejeweled when I walk Am in the room.
I can still G make the whole day shimmer.
C And when I D meet the band, Am they ask, do you have a man?.
I guess they G say I C don't remember.
Am Familiarity breeds content, so put me in the basement.
When I G want the pent-up of your C heart, diamonds Dm in my Am eyes.
C I polish up real, I polish up real nice.
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C _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ .
Sapphire tears on my face, sadness became my whole sky.
The song I said my aura's moonstone just gives me high.
I'ma dance all night, and you can try to change G my mind.
But you might C have to wait in line.
What's a girl gonna do?.
A G diamond's gotta be _ .
C the Dm stupid jewel.
Am When I walk in the room, I can still G make the whole day shimmer.
C And when I Dm meet the band, they ask, do you Am have a man?.
I guess they G say I C don't remember.
_ Am Familiarity breeds content, so put me in the basement.
When I G want the pent-up of your C heart, diamonds in my Am eyes.
I polish C up real, I polish up real nice.
I'ma dance Dm all night, Am and you can try to change G my mind.
But you might C have to wait in line.
What's a girl gonna Am do?.
It's a girl and C you.
I polish up real nice.
I can leave a Am stupid jewel.
When I walk in the room, I can still C make the whole day shimmer.
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