Dinosaur Chords by Hank Williams, Jr

[E] [F#] [E] [A] .
[E] .
Hey men, them ain't high [A] heel sneakers, .
[E] and the show don't look like [A] cowboy boots.
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[E] That ain't rockin' [A] you're playing, .
[F#] and the show ain't country or [B] rhythm and blues.
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[A] You're singing a [B] song about making [E] love to your drummer.
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[A] Well gay [B] guitar pickers don't [E] turn me on.
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[Bm] [A] We don't [B] all get into [E] Donna Summer.
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[F#] Do you happen to know any old Hank [B] Williams songs?.
Cause you see [A] I'm a [B] dinosaur.
[E] [D#m] [C#] I [B] should have died [A] out a [B] long time [E] [D#] before.
[C#].
[B] How pity [A] on a [B] dinosaur.
[E] [D#m] [C#m].
Hand [F#m] me my hat, excuse me [B] man, but [E] where's the door?
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[Em] [A] [E] .
Used to be I had a lot of [A] fun in this old hangout.
[E] We'd get stoned at the jukebox and [A] stay out of fights.
[E] Now and then light a little [A] smoke in the truck out back.
[F#] Well I met a little old Jim Beam and [B] we'd get right.
And you know [A] these flashing [B] lights sure [E] make me dizzy.
[A] And this disco's [B] very strange to [E] my ears.
[C#m] [A] It looks like they've [B] turned the Longhorn [E] into a spaceship.
And [F#] I'll be leaving just as soon as I [B] finish this beer.
Cause you see [A] I'm a [B] dinosaur.
[E] [D#] [C#] [G#m] I should have [A] died out a long [B].
time [E] before.
[D#m] [C#] [B] There's a whole [A] lot of [B] dinosaurs.
[E] [D#m] [C#m] [F#m] Give us our hats, [B] excuse me man, but where's the [E] door?.
[F#m] Give us our hats, [B] excuse me man, [E] but where's the [G#m] door?.
[E] .