Dinosaur chords

E _ _ _ _ F# _ E _ _ A _ .
E _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ .
_ Hey men, them ain't high A heel sneakers, _ .
_ E and the show don't look like A cowboy boots.
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_ E _ That ain't rockin' A you're playing, _ .
_ F# and the show ain't country or B rhythm and blues.
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A You're singing a B song about making E love to your drummer.
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A Well gay B guitar pickers don't E turn me on.
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Bm A We don't B all get into E Donna Summer.
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F# Do you happen to know any old Hank B Williams songs?.
Cause you see A I'm a B dinosaur.
_ E _ D#m C# I B should have died A out a B long time E D# before.
C#.
B How pity A on a B dinosaur.
_ E _ D#m _ C#m.
Hand F#m me my hat, excuse me B man, but E where's the door?
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_ Em _ A _ _ _ E _ _ _ .
_ _ _ _ _ Used to be I had a lot of A fun in this old hangout.
_ E We'd get stoned at the jukebox and A stay out of fights.
_ _ E Now and then light a little A smoke in the truck out back.
_ F# Well I met a little old Jim Beam and B we'd get right.
And you know A these flashing B lights sure E make me dizzy.
_ A And this disco's B very strange to E my ears.
_ C#m A It looks like they've B turned the Longhorn E into a spaceship.
And F# I'll be leaving just as soon as I B finish this beer.
Cause you see A I'm a B dinosaur.
_ E _ D# _ C# G#m I should have A died out a long B.
time E before.
D#m _ C# B There's a whole A lot of B dinosaurs.
_ E _ D#m _ C#m _ F#m Give us our hats, B excuse me man, but where's the E door?.
_ F#m Give us our hats, _ B excuse me man, _ E but where's the G#m door?.
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