Thank U, Next chords

[Db] [Eb] One time on Twitter, I heard Ariana was pregnant, so I got pregnant so we could be pregnant at the same time.
[Ab] Turns out it was just a rumor.
[Abm] Ariana Grande told me my hair looks [Ab] sexy push back.
[Dbm] She's not wrong.
Ariana broke [A] off an engagement, so I found a guy to propose [Gbm] to me, and I broke off an engagement.
[Ab] I heard she's a lesbian now and dating some chick [N] called Aubrey.
[Dbm] It's fucking sick.
I heard if you record her snoring and play it [A] backwards, it sounds like Fantasia.
Ariana says honest to God knocked me out, [Gbm] so I decided to punch myself in the face.
[N] It was awesome.
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[F] [Db] .
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[F] [Bbm] .
[Db] [Gb] .
One [F] taught me patience, and one [Bbm] taught me pain.
Now I'm [Db] so amazed at [Bbm] life [Ebm] and all the loss.
But [Gb] that's [F] not what I see.
Look [Bbm] what I got.
Look what [Db] you taught me.
And for [Ebm] that I say thank you.
[F] Next, next, thank you.
[Abm] Next, [Bbm] next, thank you.
[Ab] [Db] I'm so fucking grateful [Ebm] for my head.
Thank you.
[Fm] Next, next, thank you.
[Db] Next, next, thank you.
I'm so fucking grateful for my head.
Then we're [Ebm] done with my [Gb] friends.
[F] I'll send you [Db] someone else.
We have embedded discussions.
I know they [Ebm] say I'm a little too fast, but this [F] won't go last.
Her [Bbm] name is Aubrey, [Db].
and I'm so good with that.
[Ebm] She taught me [Gb] .
[F] patience.
She [Bbm] handled pain.
That [Db] shit's amazing.
I've loved and [Ebm] I've lost.
But that's [F] not what I see.
Look [Bbm] what I got.
No [Db] need for such.
And for [Ebm] that I say thank you.
[F] Next, [Fm] next, thank you.
Next, next, [Bbm] thank you.
Next, next, thank you.
I'm so fucking grateful [Gb] for my head.
Thank you.
[Ab] Next, next, thank you.
[Db] Next, next, thank you.
Next, next, thank you.
[Gb] [Db] .
[F] Thank [Fm] you.
[Bbm] Next, [Db] next, thank you.
Day I walked [Gb] down that aisle, holding hands [F] with my mama.
I'll be [Db] thanking my dad, cause she grew from the drama.
Only one to [Ebm] do it once for your [Gb].
bed, call me [F] cause she let us.
God forbid [Bbm] something happens, at least this song [Db] is a smash.
[Ebm] I got so much love, got so [F] much patience.
[A] Learned from [Db] the pain, turned out amazing.
That's not [Gb] what .
[F] I see, look what [Bbm] I found.
No [Db] need for searching, if all that [Ebm] I [Bbm] say .
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[Db] [B] [D] .
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[Ebm] I got so much love, [Gb] got [F] so much patience.
Learned [Db] from the pain, turned out amazing .
[Gb] That's [F] not what I see, look [Bbm] what I found.
No [Db] need for searching, if all [Gb] that I say.
Thank [Db] you, [F] thank you, [Fm] thank you, thank [Abm] you.
[Bbm] I'm so grateful for.
[Ebm] Thank you, [F] thank you, thank [Ab] you.
[Bbm] I'm so grateful [Ebm] for.
Thank you, [F] thank you, [Ab] thank [Bbm] you.
Thank you, Next, I'm so getting grateful [Gb] for Next.
Thank you, [F] Next.
Thank you, Next.
[Db] Thank you, Next.
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[Ebm] Yay.
Thank you, [F] Next.
Thank you, Next.
[Bbm] Thank you, Next.
[Db] [Bbm] Ah, [Ebm] yay.
[Gb] [F] .
[Bbm] Thank [Db] .
[Ebm] [Gb] [F] .
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[Ebm] [Gb] [F] .
[Bbm] [G] you, Next bitch.
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