Chords for Jimmy Buffett - Too Drunk To Karaoke ft. Toby Keith

[G] [A] [C] .
[E] [Fm] [Cm] .
I don't know about this.
You sure?.
[C] .
They said it was the best [E] place in town.
[F] Alright.
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[C] Hey buddy, this is a pretty good joint.
Oh yeah, it's great.
Follow me.
Follow him.
Oh, okay.
Follow him.
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[F] Last [Eb] [C] .
night at the bar, it was karaoke night.
[Bb] [C] .
Yeah, everybody down there was feeling alright.
[Bb] [C] .
They [F] got big margarita pitches two for one.
And yaw, yaw.
[C] They were feeling footloose [G] and ready for some [Am] fun.
[G] When I [F] signed up, I was [C] ready to go.
[Bb] [C] .
But they didn't call my name for an hour or so.
[Bb] [C] .
[F] Damn, if they didn't make me wait too long.
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[Bb] I [C] was in [N] no kind of shape to sing a John Bond song.
[C] Too drunk to karaoke.
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Too drunk to karaoke.
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[G] If you keep on drinking, you're gonna be.
[F] Too drunk to karaoke.
Just like me.
[C] Too drunk to karaoke.
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Too drunk to karaoke.
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[G] Well, the place [F] got rocking.
Temptation was [E] strong.
[C] [Bb] [C] .
All the pretty girls [B] kept egging [G] me [C] on.
[Bb] [C] .
[F] Well, I should have kept my flip-flops glued to the chair.
[Cm] [Gm] .
No, [C] I jumped right up.
Slicked back my hair.
Too drunk to [Cm] karaoke.
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Too drunk to [C] karaoke.
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Well, [G] you can sing in the shower.
So you sound real good.
[F] You can terrorize the whole damn neighborhood.
But [G] when you hit that stage with that mic in your hand,.
You [F] better pace yourself, son, if you wanna have a band.
[C] Too drunk to karaoke.
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Too drunk to karaoke.
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Play it, boys.
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[G] If you [F] ask me, [C] hell, I killed that song.
[Bb] [C] .
When I looked around, .
[Bb] [C] .
[F] There were a couple of bouts about half my age.
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[C] They grabbed the microphone and threw me off the stage.
You're too drunk to karaoke.
That's what they told me.
You're too drunk to karaoke.
How can that be?.
[G] You don't have to be good.
Don't have to be refined.
[F] You just have to be a legend in your own mind.
[G] Don't have to rehearse or even sing off-key.
[F] Just prove that theory of drunk to jibber [C]-jee.
Too drunk to karaoke.
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Too drunk to [Cm] karaoke.
Look at [C] me!.
You're too drunk to karaoke.
Just like me.
Too drunk to karaoke.
[F] Look [C] at that.
That's what I'm talking about.
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