'Call Me Al' (PAUL SIMON) Song Cover by The HSCC | Feat. Danny Lopresto Chords

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[Gm] _ [F] _ _ [C] _ [Dm] A man walks down [F] the street, he says, why am I stopped in the middle now?
Why am I [C] stopped in the middle though?
Rest of my life is so hard.
I need [Dm] a photo opportunity.
I want a shot of [Am] redemption.
[F] Don't want to end up a [Db] cartoon in a [Am] cartoon graveyard.
_ [F] Falling, falling, _ dogs in the moonlight.
_ Far [G] away, my [F] wellness are.
Mr.
Beer Belly, Beer [Gm] Belly.
[Db] Keep these hunts away [F] from me, you know.
I don't find this stuff amusing [Eb] [F] anymore.
_ [C] [Dm] If you be my bodyguard, I can be your [F] long lost [C] pal.
[F] _ _ _ [C] _ [F] _ I can [C] call you [Bb] Betty.
[F] Betty, when you [C] call me, [F] you can call me Al.
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[Dm] _ _ _ [Em] _ [Dm] _ A man [F] walks [A] down the street, he says, why am [F] I [C] short of [Dm] attention?
Got a short little span of attention.
[A] All [F] my nights are so long.
Where's my [G] wife and family?
[F] What if I [C] die here?
Who'll be my role model?
[F] Now that my role model's gone, gone.
Then [F] jump back down the alley with some _ rollin', [G] pollin', little [F] bad face girl.
All along, along, [Dm] there were incidents and [F] accidents.
There were hints and allegations.
[A] _ [Db] _ [F] _ _ If you [C] be my [Dm] bodyguard, I can [C] be your [F] long lost [C]
[Dm] pal.
_ [F] _ [C] _ [Dm] _ I can [C] call you [Bb] Betty.
[F] Betty, when [C] you call [F] me, you can call me _ [E] Al.
[F] Call me Al. _
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Betty, when [C] _ [G] _ _ _
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_ _ _ _ [Db] _ you call [C] me, _ [Db] you _ _ _ can call [C] _ me _ _ [G] _ _ _
Al.
[C] _ _ _ [Db] _ [A] A _ man _ _ _ [F] _ [C] _
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walks down the street.
[A] It's a street [C] in a strange [Dm] world.
Maybe it's a third [G] world.
[F] Maybe it's his first [D] time around.
He doesn't speak the language.
[G] He [F] holds no currency.
He is a foreign [A] man.
He [F] is surrounded by the sound, sound.
_ Cattle in the marketplace.
Snatterings in [G] orphanages.
_ [F] He looks around and around.
He [F] sees some angels in the architecture.
Spinning in infinity, [Dm] he says, Amen.
Hallelujah.
If you be my bodyguard, I can [C] be your [F] long lost [C] pal.
_ [F] _ [C] I _ [F] can [C] call you Betty.
[Gm] [F] Betty, when [C] you call [Dm] me, you can call [Am] me Al.
_ [F] Call me na-na-na [C]-na-na.
Na-na-na [Dm]-na-na.
Na-na-na-na [D]-na.
Na-na [C]-na [Dm]-na-na_
Na-na-na-na [D]-na.
Na-na-na-na-na.
[N] Na-na-na-na-na.
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[F] _ _ _ [C] _ [F] _ you be [C] my [Bb] bodyguard, [F] _ _ [C] _ [F] I _ [C] _
[Dm] _ [Fm] _ [C] _ [F] can be your long lost pal.
I can call [C] you Betty. [Dm] Ayyyyyy _ PURRR _ _ _ _
_ _ [Am] _ [F] God, _ [C] Monty [F] God _ [C] _ _ _ [Dm] _ PUUURR
_ _ [C] _ _ [F] PURR I [C] got PAID [Bb] _ [F] _ [C] Purrs [F] PURR
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