"Weird Al" Yankovic: In 3-D - Buy Me A Condo Chords

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_ _ [F#m] _ _ _ _ _ _
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Gonna [A] buy me a condo, gonna buy me a Cuisinart, get [E] a wall-to-wall carpeting, get [A] a wallet
full of credit cards.
I'm gonna buy me a condo, never have to model [D] on, _ [A] gonna get me that t-shirt [E] with the alligator [A] on. _
_ [D] Used to live in [E] Jamaica, but [A] I don't live there no more.
[E] Had to change me lifestyle to do things [A] I never done before, so now [D] I'm just a lonely
a [A]-foman. _ _
[E] Gonna sell me pop markets, gonna get me some [A] Jackson Brown.
Gonna buy me a condo, gonna buy me a Cuisinart, get [E] a wall-to-wall carpeting, get [A] a wallet
full of credit cards.
I'm gonna buy me a condo, never have to model [F#m] on, _ [A] gonna get me that t-shirt with the alligator
on. _
_ [F#] Whoa, gonna cut off me dreadlocks, [A] throw away all me ganja.
[F#m] I'll have a Tupperware party, [A] maybe join me at Hill Spot.
[D] I'll get that bowl of flat [C#m] _ _ _
_ _ [A] _ _ for [E] a weenie barbecue.
_ [A] Gonna buy me a condo, gonna buy me a Cuisinart, [E] get a wall-to-wall carpeting, [A] get a wallet
full of credit cards.
Gonna buy me a condo, never have to [D] model on, _ I'll put [A] that funny little t [E]-shirt with
the alligator on. _
_ [F#m] Ain't gonna work in the field no more, gonna be Amway [D#] Distributor.
[E] Ain't gonna work in [D#] the field no more, no no, gonna be Amway Distributor.
[F#m] Ja, ja, ja, [A] life is so very hard, I need [D] a ja, [E] ja, ja, [A] to keep me in me backyard.
I'm gonna buy me a condo, gonna buy me a Cuisinart, [E] get a wall-to-wall carpeting, [A] get a wallet
full of credit cards.
I'm gonna buy me a condo, never have to [D] model on, _ [A] _ I'll get that t-shirt with the alligator on.
What you say?
I'm gonna buy me a condo, gonna buy me a Cuisinart, [E] get a wall-to-wall carpeting, get a wallet
[A] full of credit cards.
I'm gonna buy me a condo, never have to [D] model on, _ [A] gonna get me that t-shirt with the alligator on.
What you say?
I'm gonna buy me a condo, gonna buy me a Cuisinart, [E] get that wall-to-wall carpeting, [A] get that
wallet full of credit cards.
I'm gonna buy me a [C#m] condo, never have to model [F#m] on, _ _ I'll get that t _ _ -shirt with the alligator