Chords for Bohemian Polka - "Weird Al" Yankovic

I'm gonna have to get back [Ab] to the gym.
_ [C] _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ Hello? _
_ _ _ [N] _ _ _ Hello?
_ _ _ _ _ Can you hear me?
Hello?
_ I wanna hear some polka music.
_ Do you have any polka music?
Polka, polka, polka, polka! _
Rico, _ _ suave.
_ _ [Ab] _
Don't [G] hate me because I hate you.
Oh, please play some polka music.
[N] Please!
_ I wanna hear polka _ music! _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ [Bm] _ My powers are beyond your comprehension.
Hey, ain't no speakers, partners, for the people.
And the people wanna hear polka music!
Hi, [Gm] _ _ _ _ [N] _
remember me?
I wanna hear some polka music! _ _ _
Well, if you can't play any polka music, um, _ play something by Queen.
Wait, wait, this'll be great.
Um, play Queen doing some polka [G] music.
Yeah, that's what I wanna hear!
Play it!
Play [Am] it!
_ [Eb] _ _ [F] _ _
_ _ _ [C] _ _ _ [F] _ [N] _
I think we'll go with a little Bohemian Rhapsody, gentlemen.
Good call.
_ _ _ Is this the [F] real _ _ life?
Is this just [G] _ fantasy? _ _
[Dm] _ Caught in a _ _ landslide, _ [G] escape from _ _ _ _ reality.
_ [Ab] _ _ [Em] _
Open your [G] eyes, look up to the skies [Am] and see!
[B] _ _ [Bb] [Am] I'm just a poor [D] boy!
I need no sympathy.
[Gm] Easy [Gb] come, easy [G] go, little high, little low.
Any way the wind [D] blows doesn't really matter to me.
[G] _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ [D] Mama, [Em] just killed a man, [Am] put a gun against his head, pulled my trigger, [D] now he's dead.
[G] _
Mama, [Em] life had just begun, [Am] but now I've got to throw it all [C] away. _
Mama, [Am] ooh, _ _ [F] I'm mean to make you cry.
[G] If I'm not back again this [C] time tomorrow,
[G] carry [Am] on, carry [Ab] on, as if nothing [C] really matters.
_ _ _ _ _ [G] _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
Too late, [D] [Em] my time has come.
[Am] Sends shivers down my spine, body's aching [D] all the [G] time.
Goodbye, everybody, [Em] I've gotta go.
[Am] Gotta leave you all behind and face the [Em] truth.
[C]
Mama, _ [Em] [Am] ooh, _ _ [Dm] I don't wanna die.
[G] I sometimes wish I'd never been born at all.
_ _ [Am] _ _ _ _ [Dm] _
_ _ _ [G] _ _ _ _ [C] _
_ [G] _ [Am] I _ _ _ [Dm] _
_ _ _ [Bb] _ _ _ _ [Gb] _
_ _ _ _ _ _ see a little silhouetto of a man.
Scaramouche, Scaramouche, will you do the _ Fandango?
[Fm] Thunderbolt and [E] lightning, very, very [Gb] frightening me.
[Bm] Galileo, _ _ _ _ [Eb] Galileo, [E] Galileo Figaro! _
Magnifico!
_ _ _ _ [C] I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me.
He's just [Cm] a poor boy from a poor family.
Very misled from this [B] monstrosity.
_ [D] _ [Ab] _
[G] Easy come, easy go, will you let me go?
No!
We will not let you go!
Let him go! _
_ [Cm] No!
[G] We will not let you go!
[Cm] Let him go!
No!
We will [G] not let you go!
Let him go!
No, let me go!
Let me _ _ [Eb] go!
Wow, wow, wow, [B] no, no, no, no, no, [C] no, no, no, no, no!
Mamma Mia, Mamma Mia, Mamma Mia, let me go. _ _
[F] [Bm] Beelzebub has the devil put [G] aside for me.
For me.
For me! _
_ _ _ [C] _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ [D] _ _
So _ [G] you think you can stone [Cm] me and [G] spit in my eye.
_ [Bb] _ _ _ _
[G] So you think you can love [C] me and leave me to die?
_ [D] Oh _ _ _ [G]
baby, [Dm] you can't do this [G] to me baby _ Just gotta get [Dm] out, just [G] gotta get right out of _ [C] here _ _ _ _
_ [G] _ [D] _ _ _ _ [Eb] _ _
_ [Ab] _ _ _ _ [F] _ _ _
_ _ [G] _ _ _ _ [A] _ [G] _
_ _ _ _ _ [C] _ _ _
[G] _ _ _ _ [Am] _ _ _ [E] _
_ _ _ _ _ [G] _ _ _
_ [B] _ _ _ [Em] Nothing _ _
[F] _ _ [C] _ _ _ _ _ [A] _
_ really [Em] matters, _ [Am] anyone [Em] can see _ [Am] Nothing [Ab] really matters, _ _ [G] _ [Eb] _ [G] _
nothing _ [Ab] _ really [A] _ _
_ _ [B] matters
[G] _ _ _ [Cm]
Nothing really matters, nothing _ _ _ really [G] matters
Anyway, the way, the way, the way, [C] the way, the way, the way, hey!