Fake Tales Of San Francisco Chords by Arctic Monkeys

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[D] _ _ [F#m] _ _ [D] Fake tales to San Francisco, echo through the room
_ _ [A] _ [D] More wine to a wedding disco, without a bride or groom
And [A] _ [D] there's a super cool band chair with a trilby's and a glass of white wine
_ _ [A] _ [D] And all the weekend rock stars are in the tireless, practicing their lines
_ _ [E] _ [D] _ [B] I [F] don't want to hear you kick [D#] me out, kick [Bm] me out
I [G] don't want to hear you no kick [F#] me out, kick me out
I don't want to hear you kick me out, kick me out
I don't want to hear you, [Bm] I don't want to hear you
Fake tales to [D] San Francisco, echo through the air
_ _ [A] _ [D] And there's a few bald faces at a bar call, wishing they weren't there
_ [F#] _ [D] And as the microphone squeaks, the young girl's telephone beeps
Yeah she's dashing for the exit, oh she's [A] running to the [D] streets outside
Oh you've saved me, she screams down the line
The band will fuck you and I'm not [E] having a nice [Bm] time
I [E] don't want to hear you kick me out, [B] kick me out
I don't [Cm] want to hear you no [F#] kick me out, kick me out
Yeah Blue Bird said it's amazing though, so all that's left
Is the [B] proof that love's not only blind but deaf _ _ _
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So to San Francisco, [G] it's from a hotel spa
I don't run all the business [E] but I sure as fuck
Yeah I'm sure it's [B] pretty far
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And yeah I'd love to tell you [G] all about my problem
Yeah I'm from New York City, I'm [E] from Rockwell
It's a ghetto for fun, why you [B] put on the ample?
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
It's a ghetto for fun, why you put on the ample?
[G] Ghetto for fun, why you put on the ample?
[E] Ghetto for fun, why you put on the ample?
Ghetto for fun, why you put on the ample?
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