Chords for Arrogant Worms - Idiot Road

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All towns have a place,
where drivers are not safe.
A place where traffic law is touching [D] gold.
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[G] Where the posted limit does not [C] bind.
Half the drivers seem to be blind,
[G] and the other half [D] are stupid.
Whoa, [G] whoa, whoa.
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Billy [G] Bob and Buddy Sue,
[C] and Little Jimmy [G] Jerry and Betty Boo.
[C] I know it's dangerous,
[D] to go,
Down an [G] idiot road.
Down an [C] idiot road,
[G] that drives where you're [D] fast.
They never put the signal [G] on when they want to pass [C] you.
They cut you off [G] as they talk on their [D] cell phones.
Down an [C] idiot road.
Her 80's doing [G] 30 in the passing lane.
[D] The tailgater behind [G] you's got his boomer on your brain.
[C] Where people think they've stopped,
[D] means go,
Down an [G] idiot road. _ _ _
_ _ The guy beside you picking his nose,
starts running you off of the road.
You give him a honk,
and kick it to [D] the finger.
[C] _ [G] So you swirl into the passing lane.
[C] But that idiot is doing the same,
[G] and you turn off coming [D] up.
Whoa, whoa, [G] whoa, whoa.
_ [A] _ [C] So a three lane [G] change,
you try to pull,
[C] with some guy on [G] a bicycle.
[C] But you spend it's foot,
right where you need [D] to go.
[E] Down an [G] idiot road.
Down an [C] idiot road,
[G] that drives real fast.
[D] They never put the signal [G] on when they want to pass.
[C] They cut you off as [G] they talk on their cell [D] phones.
Down an [C] idiot road.
Her 80's doing 30 [G] in the passing lane.
[D] The tailgater behind you's [G] got his boomer on your brain.
[C] Where people think they've stopped,
[D] means go,
[B] Down an idiot [G] road.
_ [G] Down an idiot road.
_ Down an idiot road.
Down an idiot road. _ _
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