Chords for Atheists Don't Have No Songs - Steve Martin and the Steep Canyon Rangers feat. Edie Brickell
Tempo:
132.75 bpm
Chords used:
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Tuning:Standard Tuning (EADGBE)Capo:+0fret
Start Jamming...
Oh, gee.
My little babies have all grown up.
You know, I listen to that song night after night,
and I think, gee, religious people have such beautiful music and art,
and atheists really have nothing.
Until now.
This is the entire atheist hymnal right here.
A little tune called,
Atheists Don't Have No Songs.
Christians [A#] have their hymns and pages
Hava Nagila's for the Jews
Baptists have the rock of ages
[B] Atheists just sing the blues
Romantics play [N] Claire de Lune
Born again, sing He is Risen
But no one ever wrote a tune
For godless existentialism
For atheists, there's no good news
They'll never sing a song of faith
In their songs, they have a rule
The he is always lowercase
Some folks sing a Bach cantata
Lutherans get Christmas trees
Atheist [B] songs add up to nada
But they do have Sundays free
[N] Pentecostals sing
They sing to heaven
Coptics have the book of scrolls Numerologists count
They count to seven
Atheists have rock and roll
For atheists, there's no good news
They'll never sing a song of faith
In their songs, they have a rule
The he is always lowercase
[B]
Atheists [Dm] don't [C#] have no songs
Christians have their hymns and pages
Hava Nagila's for the Jews
Baptists have the [Dm] rock of ages
Atheists [C#] just sing the blues
Catholics dress up for mass
And listen to Gregorian chants
Atheists just take a pass
Watch [Gm] football in their [C#] underpants
Watch football in their underpants
[D#] Atheists
[N] don't have no songs
[D#]
[N]
My little babies have all grown up.
You know, I listen to that song night after night,
and I think, gee, religious people have such beautiful music and art,
and atheists really have nothing.
Until now.
This is the entire atheist hymnal right here.
A little tune called,
Atheists Don't Have No Songs.
Christians [A#] have their hymns and pages
Hava Nagila's for the Jews
Baptists have the rock of ages
[B] Atheists just sing the blues
Romantics play [N] Claire de Lune
Born again, sing He is Risen
But no one ever wrote a tune
For godless existentialism
For atheists, there's no good news
They'll never sing a song of faith
In their songs, they have a rule
The he is always lowercase
Some folks sing a Bach cantata
Lutherans get Christmas trees
Atheist [B] songs add up to nada
But they do have Sundays free
[N] Pentecostals sing
They sing to heaven
Coptics have the book of scrolls Numerologists count
They count to seven
Atheists have rock and roll
For atheists, there's no good news
They'll never sing a song of faith
In their songs, they have a rule
The he is always lowercase
[B]
Atheists [Dm] don't [C#] have no songs
Christians have their hymns and pages
Hava Nagila's for the Jews
Baptists have the [Dm] rock of ages
Atheists [C#] just sing the blues
Catholics dress up for mass
And listen to Gregorian chants
Atheists just take a pass
Watch [Gm] football in their [C#] underpants
Watch football in their underpants
[D#] Atheists
[N] don't have no songs
[D#]
[N]
Key:
B
C#
Dm
D#
A#
B
C#
Dm
_ _ _ _ Oh, gee. _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ My little babies have all grown up. _ _ _
You know, I listen to that song night after night,
and I think, gee, religious people have such beautiful music and art,
and atheists really have nothing. _ _ _ _
Until now. _ _ _
This is the entire atheist hymnal right here.
A little tune called,
Atheists Don't Have No Songs. _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ Christians [A#] have their hymns and pages _
_ Hava Nagila's for the Jews
_ Baptists have the rock of ages _ _
[B] Atheists just sing the blues _
Romantics _ _ play _ [N] Claire de Lune
Born again, sing He is Risen
But no one ever wrote a _ tune
For godless _ _ _ _ existentialism _
For atheists, there's no good news
They'll never sing a song of faith
In their songs, they have a rule
The he is always _ lowercase _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _
Some folks sing _ a Bach _ cantata _
_ Lutherans get Christmas trees
_ Atheist [B] songs add up to nada
_ But they do have Sundays _ _ _ _ free
_ [N] _ _ _ _ Pentecostals _ _ sing
_ They sing to _ heaven
Coptics have the book of scrolls Numerologists _ count
They count to seven
_ _ _ _ Atheists have rock and _ roll
_ For _ _ atheists, there's no good news
They'll never sing a song of faith
In their songs, they have a rule
The he is always _ lowercase
_ _ _ [B] _
_ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _
Atheists _ _ _ [Dm] don't _ _ [C#] have no _ _ songs
Christians _ have their hymns and _ pages
Hava _ Nagila's for the Jews
_ Baptists have the [Dm] rock of ages _ _ _ _
Atheists [C#] just sing the blues
Catholics dress up for mass
And listen to Gregorian chants
Atheists just take a pass
Watch [Gm] football in their _ [C#] underpants
_ Watch football in their _ _ underpants
_ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ [D#] Atheists _
_ [N] don't have no songs
_ _ [D#] _ _ _ _
_ [N] _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ My little babies have all grown up. _ _ _
You know, I listen to that song night after night,
and I think, gee, religious people have such beautiful music and art,
and atheists really have nothing. _ _ _ _
Until now. _ _ _
This is the entire atheist hymnal right here.
A little tune called,
Atheists Don't Have No Songs. _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ Christians [A#] have their hymns and pages _
_ Hava Nagila's for the Jews
_ Baptists have the rock of ages _ _
[B] Atheists just sing the blues _
Romantics _ _ play _ [N] Claire de Lune
Born again, sing He is Risen
But no one ever wrote a _ tune
For godless _ _ _ _ existentialism _
For atheists, there's no good news
They'll never sing a song of faith
In their songs, they have a rule
The he is always _ lowercase _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _
Some folks sing _ a Bach _ cantata _
_ Lutherans get Christmas trees
_ Atheist [B] songs add up to nada
_ But they do have Sundays _ _ _ _ free
_ [N] _ _ _ _ Pentecostals _ _ sing
_ They sing to _ heaven
Coptics have the book of scrolls Numerologists _ count
They count to seven
_ _ _ _ Atheists have rock and _ roll
_ For _ _ atheists, there's no good news
They'll never sing a song of faith
In their songs, they have a rule
The he is always _ lowercase
_ _ _ [B] _
_ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _
Atheists _ _ _ [Dm] don't _ _ [C#] have no _ _ songs
Christians _ have their hymns and _ pages
Hava _ Nagila's for the Jews
_ Baptists have the [Dm] rock of ages _ _ _ _
Atheists [C#] just sing the blues
Catholics dress up for mass
And listen to Gregorian chants
Atheists just take a pass
Watch [Gm] football in their _ [C#] underpants
_ Watch football in their _ _ underpants
_ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ [D#] Atheists _
_ [N] don't have no songs
_ _ [D#] _ _ _ _
_ [N] _ _ _ _ _
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