Attitude Adjustment , Hank Williams Jr. , 1984 Chords

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[D] _ _ _ I met an old friend in a bar the [G] other night, and he got a little drunk and he wanted [E] to fight.
He jumped up and challenged every [A] man in the room.
_ [D] And just about the time he got the words [G] out, an old boy jumped up and [A] closed his mouth
and used his head for a mop [D] and his butt for a broom.
_ [A] [D] It was an [B] attitude adjustment, [E] I guess [D] it was his first time.
An [B] attitude adjustment, [E] now he [A] understands just fine.
[D] He got bent out of shape, then he [G] opened his [D] mouth and struck [A#] one point [Bm] and went straight [D] in right out.
It was an attitude [B] adjustment, [E] [A] oh it'll [D] every time.
_ _ Now I've got this big old brother [G]-in-law and me and him just never did get [E] along
cause he wants to be sure I'm treating his [A] sister right.
_ [D] He got drunk one night, started beating [G] me up, and I went and got a fire tool out of [A] the truck
and laid him out as cold [D] as a block of [A] ice.
It [D] was an [B] attitude [F#] adjustment, [E] and [A] it'll work [D] every time.
An attitude [B] adjustment, [E] I made him see [C#] the light.
[D] Now he says I'm his [G] kind of man, and he comes [A#] around me [D] with his hat in his hand.
It was an [B] attitude adjustment, [E] I [A] carried all [D] his family pride.
_ And my girlfriend slapped me in [G] the face and I said,
darling that was your first [E] mistake, and then she went wild and her [A] eyes turned red.
She [D] started breaking everything and screaming [G] loud and kicking me and cussing me out
[A] and I gave her a little adjustment [D] on the top of the head.
_ It was an [B] attitude adjustment, [E] oh she [A] laughed on me [D] all the time.
It was just an attitude [B] adjustment, [F#] she's got a [G#] whole new [C] frame of [C#] mind.
[D] She don't nag, [G] I don't beg, we [Gm] get along, and like I said,
[D] just an attitude [B] adjustment, [E] oh [D] everything's just fine.
Well almost.
She called the cops to take [G] me in and I said, you're never gonna do it, [E] friend.
And they just smiled and [C#m] said, oh [Am] yes we will.
_ [D] Now a stick to the head and some kicks to the [G] shins and several bites by Ren [A] 1010,
and I couldn't wait to get [D] into that jam.
[A] [D] It was an [B] attitude adjustment, [E] oh I [A] went along [D] peacefully.
_ [B] Attitude adjustment, [F#] they [G#] made me [Em] clearly [C#] see.
My [D] coat head is [F#] black and my [G] legs are blue and my [Gm] old kneecaps are a bit [D] flim-floo.
It was an attitude [B] adjustment, it [E] made my whole [D] outlook brand new.
It was an [B] attitude adjustment, [E] it made [A] my whole [D] outlook brand new.
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Mm-hmm, yes, I understand just fine. _ _ _