30 Chords by Badflower

_ _ _ I know how to light candles.
I wish people did this for my birthday.
Ready?
Alright, are we going to sing this thing?
I'm not singing.
I think it's really sweet you're having your birthday.
Somebody start it.
One, two, three. _
Happy birthday to you.
Happy birthday to you.
It's Josh, it's Josh.
Happy birthday, dear Josh.
_ Happy birthday to you.
Happy birthday, dear Josh. _ _
_ Happy birthday, dear Josh.
It's to-be-due.
It's to-be-due.
_ _ _ [G] _ _ [C] _ _ [B] _
_ [E] I'm [G] nervous, so [C] nervous, I [A] overeat, I lack [E] purpose, and now [G] I'm only scratching the [C] surface.
_ [A] _
_ [E] And I'm [G] not shelved, cause [C] sex sells, [A] but how long till I'm [E] cancelled?
This is [G] dirty, I'm fucking [C] dirty, I'm still [A] here, I'm so [E] dirty.
I [G] _ _ [C] _ _ [A] _
_ [E] _ [G] _ _ _ [C] _ _ [A] _
_ [Em] _ [G] made it, I'm a [C] flower, I don't [A] sleep, I don't [E] shower, [G] I masturbate twice every [C] hour.
_ [A] _
_ [E] And my [C] band's sick, cause my head's sick, [B] I get drunk and I'm [E] reckless, stop my [G] twitter, stand my [C] bullshit.
This is [Am] dirty, so _ [E] _ _ [G] _ _ [C] _ _ [A] _
_ [E] _ _ _ _ [C] _ _ [A] _
_ [E] _ _ [G] _ _ [C] _ _ [A] _
_ [E] _ _ [G] _ _ [C] _ _ [A] _
_ [C] raise up your glasses to going in a fashion, to acronyms, [F#] hands, and social [C] distractions.
Cause everything's changing and I don't know [E] shit about shit. _
_ _ _ _ _ I'm [G] older, I got [C] wrinkles, I still [A] complain and get [E] pimples, I [G] miss when everything was [C] simple.
_ [B] _ _ [E] This [G] sex passed too [C] fast, I [F#] ask how long did your [E] ex last?
I'm worthless, I'm unhappy, this is [A] 30.
_ [E] _ _ _
_ [C] _ _ [E] _ _ _ _ _
_ [C] _ _ [A] _ _ [E] _ _ [G] _
_ [C] _ _ [B] _ _ [E] _ _ [G] _
_ [C] _ _ [A] Stop [C] your [D] asses and take down the [C] masses, this is the fastest the world has ever been, cause everyone [F#] thinks it's amazing, but [E] they don't know shit about shit. _ _ _ _ _
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_ [Em] _ _ _ _ _ _ [A] _
_ [Em] _ _ _ _ [C] _ [C#m] You treat [Em] me like a baby, _ [C] _ [C#m] forgive [Em] me when I'm wrong, _ [C] _ [A] you love [Em] me when I'm crazy.
[C] I'm alright, [C#m] but I hate [E] that song.
[G] _ _ [C] _ [A] You treat [E] me like a [G] baby, _ [C] _ [A] forgive [E] me when I'm wrong, [C] _ [A] you love [E] me when I'm [G] crazy.
[C] You know my only wish is for a better [G] life.
_ _ [A] You treat [E] me like a [G] baby, _ [C] forgive [A] me when [E] I'm [G] wrong, you [A]
love [E] me when [G] I'm crazy.
[C] I'm alright, [A]
but I hate [Em] that song.
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