Chords for Barenaked Ladies: If I Had a Million Dollars

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_ _ [A] [E] If I had a million [D] dollars, if I had a million [A] dollars,
[E] well I'd buy you [D] a house, I would buy you [A] a house.
And if [E] I had a million [D] dollars, if I [B] had a million dollars,
buy [E] you furniture for [D] your house, maybe an ice chester field [A] or an ottoman.
And if [E] I had a million [D] dollars, if I [A] had a million dollars,
[E] well I'd buy you [D] a K-car, a nice reliant [A] automobile.
And if [E] I had a million [D] dollars, I'd buy [E] you a _ home. _ _
_ _ [D] If [E] I had a [A] million dollars, I'd build a tree fort [D] in our yard.
If [E] I had a [A] million dollars, [F#m] sugar and health, it wouldn't be [D] that hard.
[E] If I had a [A] million dollars, maybe [F#m] we could put like a little tiny fridge [D] in there somewhere.
Yeah, we could just go up [E] there and hang out.
Like open [A] the fridge and stuff and [E] there would always be foods laid out [D] for us,
little pre-wrapped [A] sausages and things.
They [E] have pre-wrapped sausages, but they don't [D] have pre-wrapped bacon.
Well, can you blame [A] them?
Oh yeah.
[E] If I had a [D] million dollars, if I had a [A] million dollars,
[E] well I'd buy you [D] a fur coat, but not a real fur coat, [A] that's cruel.
And [E] if I had a [D] million dollars, if I had a [A] million dollars,
[E] well I'd buy you an [D] exotic pet, yep, like a llama [A] or an ewe.
And [E] if I had a [D] million dollars, if I [A] had a million dollars,
[E] well I'd buy you John [D] Merrick's remains, ooh, all them crazy [A] elephant bones.
And [E] if I had a [D] million dollars, I'd buy [E] you a_ _
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[E] If I had a [A] million dollars, we [F#m] wouldn't have to [D] walk to a store.
[E] If I had a [A] million dollars, we'd [F#m] take a limousine cause it [D] costs more.
[E] If I had a [A] million dollars, we [F#m] wouldn't have to [D] eat Kraft dinner.
But we would [E] eat Kraft dinner.
Of course we would, [A] we'd just eat more.
[E] And buy really [D] expensive ketchups with it.
That's right, all the fancy [A] Dijon ketchup. [E] Mmm.
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_ _ [A] _ [E] If I had a [D] million dollars, if I had a [A] million dollars,
[E] well I'd buy you [D] a green dress, but [A] not a real green [A] dress, that's cruel.
[E] And if I had a [D] million dollars, if I [F#] had a million dollars,
[E] well I'd buy [D] you some art, a Picasso [A] or a Garfunkel.
[E] If I had a [D] million dollars, if I had a [A] million dollars,
[E] well I'd buy [D] you a monkey, haven't you [A] always wanted a monkey?
[E] If I had a [D] million dollars, I'd buy [E] you a_ _ _ _
_ _ [D] _ [E] If I had a [A] million dollars, [F#m] if I had a [D] million dollars,
[E] If I had a [A] million dollars, if I had a [D] million dollars,
[E] If I had a [A] million [F#m] dollars, _ [D] _ _ [E] _ I'd be rich. _
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