Chords for Barenaked Ladies - If I Had A Million Dollars - Lyrics

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_ [Bb] _ [F] If I had a [Eb] million [Bb] [Eb] dollars, if I had a million [Bb] [F] dollars,
Well I'd buy [Eb] you a house, I would buy [Bb] you a house.
[Fm] And if I had a [Eb] million dollars, if I had a million [Bb] dollars,
[F] I'd buy you furniture [Eb] for your [Gm] house, [Eb] maybe an ice chester [Bb] field or an ottoman.
And if I [F] had a [Eb] million dollars, if I had a [Bb] million [F] dollars,
Well I'd buy [Eb] you a K-Car, a nice reliant [Bb] automobile.
[F] And if I had a [Eb] million dollars, I'd buy [F] you a house. _ _ _ _ _
_ [Eb] _ [F] If I had a [Bb] million dollars, [Gm] I'd sell the tree fort in our [Eb] yard.
[F] If I had a [Bb] million dollars, [Gm] you could help, it [Eb] wouldn't be that hard.
[F] If I had a [Bb] million dollars, maybe we could put [Gm] the little tiny fridge in there [Eb] somewhere.
We could just [F] go up there and hang out, like [Bb] open the fridge and stuff.
There would be [F] food laid [Eb] out for [Gm] little pre-wrapped [Bb] sausages and things.
[F] They have pre-wrapped sausages, but [Eb] they don't have pre-wrapped bacon.
Can you [Cm] blame them?
[Bb] Oh yeah!
If I [F] had a [Eb] million dollars, if I had a million [Bb] dollars,
Well [F] I'd buy [Eb] you a fur coat, but not a real fur [Bb] coat, that's cruel.
And if I [F] had a [Eb] million dollars, if I had a [Bb] million dollars,
[F] Well I'd buy you [Eb] an exotic pet, like a [Bb] llama or an emu.
[F] And if I had a [Eb] million [Gm] dollars, if I [Bb] had a million dollars,
[F] Well I'd buy you John [Eb] Merrick's [Gm] remains, [Eb] who all them crazy [Bb] elephant bones.
[F] And if I had a [Eb] million dollars, I'd [F] buy you a house.
_ _ _ _ _ [Eb] _ [F] If I had a [Bb] million dollars, we [Gm] wouldn't have to [Eb] walk to the store.
[F] If I had a [Bb] million dollars, we'd [Gm] take a limousine because [Eb] it costs more.
[F] If I had a [Bb] million dollars, we [Gm] wouldn't have to [Eb] eat Kraft dinner.
But we [F] would eat Kraft dinner.
Of course we would, [Bb] we'd just eat more.
[F] And buy really [Eb] expensive ketchups with it.
That's right, all the fancy [Bb] Dijon ketchup.
[F] _ _ [Eb] _ Oh.
[F] _ [Bb] _ [F] If I had a [Eb] million dollars, if I [Bb] had a million dollars,
[F] Well I'd buy you [Eb] a green dress, but not a [Bb] real green dress, that's cruel.
[F] And if I had a [Eb] million dollars, if I [Bb] had a million dollars,
[F] Well I'd buy [Eb] you some art, like a castle [Bb] or a garbuncle.
[F] If I had a [Eb] million dollars, if I [Bb] had a million dollars,
[F] Well I'd buy [Eb] you a monkey, haven't you always [Bb] wanted a monkey?
[F] If I had a [Eb] million dollars, I'd [F] buy you love. _ _ _ _ _
_ [Eb] _ [F] If I had a [Bb] million dollars, [Gm] if I had a [Eb] million dollars,
[F] If I had a [Bb] million dollars, [Gm] if I had a [Eb] million dollars,
If [F] I had a [Bb] million [Gm] dollars,
_ [Eb] _ _ [F] _ [Bb] I'd be rich. _ _
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