Chords for Barenaked Ladies - Pinch Me (SelfieCamJam)

_ Well, hello good people of the internet.
It's time for another selfie cam jam
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_ slash coronavirus and
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we're gonna keep bringing you these selfie cam [B] jams as
We try to get through this [F#] isolation with all of [A] you.
We [N] are
Isolating but we are not
Isolated reach out to your friends reach out to your family.
The only way to get through something like this is together
Enjoy.
_ All right
You ready Jim? _ _
You ready Ty? _ _ _ _ _
_ _ [C#] _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ [F#] _ _ _ [D] _ _ [G] _
_ _ [C] _ _ [D] _ _ _ _
_ [C] _ _ _ [D] _ _ [G] It's the [C] perfect time here
_ [Em] _ [G] somewhere far [C] away from here
_ _ [G] I feel fine [C] enough I [D] guess
_ _ _ [G]
Considering [C] [G] everything's a mess
_ [F] _ [G] There's a restaurant [C] down the street
_ _ [F] _ [G] Where hungry [C] people [D] like to eat
_ _ [G] I could walk but [C] I'll just [G] drive
_ _ [D] _ _
Not supposed [F] to go [G] outside
_ Like to anytime and let the buzz [D] go on here drive
It's getting a little bit noisy [C] out here
[G] Gotta keep moving on
I guess [F] I'll come on
_ [G] _ Make it fast
Make it [F] slow
[D] I think I'm at the magic of [C] Wabstooth
[G] Gotta figure out what I want
_ _ [Gm] _ _ [D] _ [G] It's the perfect [C] time [D] of day
_ _ [F] _ [G] To throw all your [C] cares [D] away
_ _ [G] Put the sprinkler [C] on the lawn
_ _ [F] _ [G] And run through with [C] no [D] clothing on
_ _ _ [G] Take a drink right [C] from the stove
_ _ [F] _ _ [G]
Change into [C] some warmer clothes
[D] _ _ [F] _ [G] Find the stairs up [C] to my [Em] room
_ _ [D] _ _
Sleep away [Dm] the afternoon
[G] _ _ Like to dream these memories
Let the buzz go [F] on
[D] Try to figure it out
[C] When you're [G] trying to think
So worry not
You'll [F] come on
_ [G] _ Make it fast
Make it [D] slow
I think I'm at the magic of [C] Wabstooth
Try to [G] figure out what I [F] want
_ [G] _ [Am] It's the perfect time of day
_ [G] _
[F] To throw all your cares away
_ [G] I'm [Am] still [G] _
_ [F] asleep
[G] _ [Am] I'm still asleep
Please God [G]
tell [F] me
[G] Please God tell me
That [Am] I'm still [G]
asleep
That I'm still asleep
On an evening such as this _
_ [F] _ It's hard to [C] tell if [D] I exist
_ _ [G] But pack the car and [C] leave this [D] town
_ [C] _ _ [G] Who'll notice [C] that I'm not [G] around _
[F] I [G] could hide out in the sun
I could hide out [C] under [Em] there _
_ [F] _ [G] Just to meet you, [C] say underwear
[D] _ _
_ _ [G] I could leave but [C] I'll just stay _
_ [D] _ I'm not supposed to [F] hear anyway
[G] _
_ [C] [G] Like to dream these memories
Let the buzz go [F] on
Try [D] to figure it out
When [C] you're [G] trying to think
So worry not
You'll come [F] on
_ [G] _
_ Make it fast
Make it [D] slow
I think I'm at the magic of [C] Wabstooth
[G] Try to figure out what I want
[F] It's the _ [G] _
perfect time of day
To throw all your cares away
[F] _ _ [G]
I'm still asleep
_ I'm still [F] asleep
[G]
Please [C] [G] God tell me
That I'm still asleep
On _ _ _ an evening _ [C] _ _ [G] _
_ [D] _ _ _ _ [C] _ _ _
_ [F] _ _ [G] _ _ [C] _ _ _
_ [F] _ _ [D] _ _ [G] _ _ _
_ [A] _ [Bm] _ _ _ [C] _ _ _
_ _ [D] _ _ _ [G] _ _ _
_ [Am] _ _ [D] such [C] _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ [G] as this
It's hard to tell if I exist
But pack the car and leave this town
[D] _ _ _ [C] _ _ _ _
_ [Am] _ [F] _ _ _ _ [G#] _ _