Beat It Michael Jackson Parody Funny Song Chords by The White Boys

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[Ebm] All the kids at school [Db] think that I am so queer.
[Ebm]
They don't know my secret [Db] when I disappear.
_ [B]
I'm such a naughty guy [Db] and the reason is so clear,
[Ebm] cause I be here.
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Here I am [Db] just a-chillin' at [Ebm] home.
Nobody is around, [Db] I think I'm all alone.
[B]
I'll grab my super glue [Db] and put a portal [Ebm] on,
and I'll beat it.
[Db] It's a whole lotta [Ebm] fun. _
Yeah, _ [Bbm] yeah, yeah, yeah, [Ebm] yeah.
Long as your [Db] mama seen it.
_ [Ebm]
When I feel frisky, [Db] I turn up the [Ebm] lights.
They tell me it's wrong, but [Db] it feels so [Ebm] right when I beat it.
Beat [Db] it, bust it, beat it, beat it.
[Ebm] Rest, beat it.
Beat [Db] it, bust it, beat it, beat it.
Ooh.
[Ebm] _
Mama told [Db] me I'd grow hair on my [Ebm] head,
or that I'd end up [Db] blowing and I'd lose my teeth.
[B]
But I just like to pull [Db] it like a big old rubber band [Ebm] when I beat it.
Beat it, [Db] bust it, beat it, beat it.
[Ebm] _
I'd like to make [Db] a battle, play some truth or [Ebm] dare.
Next time you're all alone, [Db] just don't be so scared.
[B]
Just work it and jerk [Db] it, unhandle it with care,
[Ebm] and just beat it.
[Db] Just don't spread it everywhere.
[Ebm] _
Yeah, _ _ [Bbm] yeah, yeah, yeah, [Ebm] yeah.
Don't let your [Db] mama see it.
[Ebm]
When I feel [Db] frisky, I turn up the [Ebm] lights.
They tell me it's wrong, [Bbm] but it feels so right [Ebm] when I beat it.
_ [Db] Beat it.
_ [Ebm] _
Don't let your mama [Db] see it.
_ [Ebm]
When I feel frisky, [Db] I turn up the lights.
[Ebm] They tell me it's wrong, but [Bbm] it feels so right [Gb] when [Eb] I beat it.
_ _ _ Beat it, beat it.
_ _ _ _ Beat it, beat it.
_ _ _ _ Beat it, beat it. _ _ _ _ _ _ _
[Ebm] _ _ Beat _ _ it, _ _ _ _ _ beat it.
_ _ _ _ _ Beat it.
_ _ _ _ _ Beat it. Beat it.
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Beat it.
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Don't let your mama [Bbm] see it.
[Ebm]
_ _ Frisky.
I turn [Bbm] out the [Ebm] lights.
They feel they did wrong, [Bbm] but they feel so right.
[Ebm] When I beat it
[Db] _ _ _ _ [Ebm] _
Don't let your [Eb] mama [Db] see it
[Ebm] _
_ You're [Db] frisky I turn out the [Ebm] lights they tell me it's wrong, but [Bbm] it feels so right [Ebm] when I beat _ [Bbm] it
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Don't let your [Db] mama see _ [Ebm] it
_ You're [Db] frisky I turn out the lights [Ebm] they tell me it's wrong, [Db] but it feels so right [Ebm] when I beat it
_ [Db] _ _ _ _ [Ebm] _
Don't let your [Db] mama see it
[Ebm] _
You're [Db] frisky I turn out the lights [Ebm] they tell me it's wrong, [Bbm] but it feels so right when [Ebm] I beat it
_ I _ _
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feel [Ebm] frisky I turn out the lights.
They tell me it's wrong, but it feels so right when