_ _ Your mom's is so poor, she went to McDonald's and put a shake on layaway.
Oh!.
_ That's a lot of money.
Your mother's so old, she knew Central Park wasn't just a plant.
Oh!
_ _ .
Your mom's hair's so nappy, she gotta take painkillers to comb my head.
_ .
Oh, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, _ yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo,.
yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, _ _ _ yo, yo,.
Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo.
Yo, how's the bank.
Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo.
Yo, what's up.
Forget them girls man.
Yo, I got a little story
C to tell you.
Have you ever met a girl that you tried to date,
Dm but a year to make love she wanted you to wait.
Let me tell you a story of my situation I was talking to this girl
G from the
C US nation.
The way that I met her was on tour at a concert.
Dm She had long hair and a short mini skirt.
I just got on stage dripping porn with sweat.
I was walking through the
G crowd.
And guess
C who I met.
I whispered in her ear,.
Come to the picture booth
Dm so I could ask you some questions and see if you're 100 proof.
I asked her her name, she said blah blah blah.
She had nine pimped
G pants and a
C very big bra.
I took a couple of flicks and she was enthused.
Dm I said, how do you like the show.
She said I was very amused.
I started throwing beats,.
she started throwing back mid-range.
But when I sprang the
G question,.
she
C acted kind of strange.
Then when I asked, do you have a man.
She tried to
Dm pretend.
She said, no I don't.
I only have a friend.
_ Come on.
I'm not even going for
G it.
Here's what I'm
C going to say.
You, you got
Dm what I need.
_ _ .
But you say he's just a
F friend.
And you say he's
G just a friend.
C Oh baby, you got
Dm what I need.
F.
But you say he's just a friend.
But you say he's
G just a friend.
C.
Oh baby, you
Dm got what I _ need.
But you say he's just a friend.
But you say he's
C just a friend.
So I took blah blah's, worked for it at this time.
Dm I thought just having a friend couldn't be no crime.
Because I have friends and that's a fact like Agnes,
G Agatha,
C Jermaine, and Jack.
Forget about that.
Let's go into the
Dm story about a girl named blah blah blah that adore me.
So we started talking, getting familiar, spending a lot of
G time so
C we can build a relationship.
Or some
Dm understanding how it's going to be in the future we was planning.
Everything sounded so dandy and sweet.
I had no
G idea I was
C in for a treat.
After this was established, everything was
Dm cool.
The tour was
Am over and she went back to
Dm school.
I called every day to see how she was doing.
Every time that I
G called her,.
it
C seemed to me we were through.
I called her room, I picked up the phone, I called her
Dm again.
I said, yo, who is that.
Oh, he's just a friend.
Don't give me that.
Don't even
G give me
C that.
You bust this.
You, you
Dm got what I need.
But you say he's just a friend.
F You say he's
G just a friend.
C Oh baby, you _
Dm got what I _ need.
But you say he's just a friend.
But you say
G he's just a
C friend.
Oh baby, you
Dm got what I need.
But you say he's just a friend.
But you say
G he's just a
C friend.
So I came to her college on a surprise
Dm visit.
to see my girl that was
Am so
Dm exquisite it was a school day.
I know she was there the first
G semester
C of the school year.
I went to her gate to ask where was her
Dm dorm this guy made me fill out a visitor's form.
he told me where it was and I was on my way to see my baby
G doll I
C was happy to say.
I arrived in front of the
Dm dormitory yo could you tell me where is door three.
they showed me where it was for the moment I didn't know
G I was in
C for such an event.
so I came to a room and opened the
Dm door oh snap guess what I
F saw.
I
Dm felt a tongue kiss of my girl in her mouth I was so in
G shock my heart
C went down south.
so please listen to the message that I
Dm sent don't ever talk to a girl who says she just has a friend.
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