Chords for Blind Boy Paxton - When an Ugly Woman Tells You No - Live at Fur Peace Ranch

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[F] _ _ [Abm] _ _ [C] _ _ _
[F] I'm one of [C] those [E] guys [F] who [Am] lets his [C] eyes [Bm] go rolling [Bbm] every now [Gbm] and then.
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[G] _ Check out them [C] girls [E] from toes to [F] curls, and I'd love to find [G] myself a ten.
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[F] _ My luck survives [Am] on fours and [D] fives when I [Bb] go on out [D] for fun. _ _
[G] _ Last night in desperation, _ [Am] I approached [Eb] a [C] minus one.
She [Fm] said [G] no.
[Abm] _ [F] An [Fm] ugly woman [D] told me no.
_ [Ab] _ Nothing make you feel [G] quite as low [E] as when an ugly woman [F] tells you no.
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[F] _ [D] _ _ _ [G] _ _ [C] _ _
_ [D] Terrible.
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[Ab] _ [G] _ _ [C] _ _ [Gm] _ _ _
[F] _ _ [Gb] _ [Em] _ _ [C] _ _ _
[F] _ _ [D] _ _ [G] _ _ [C] _ _
[Fm] I flashed my [Gb] [A] smile.
[E] In a [C] little while, [D] we was [Bbm] talking face [A] to [Gb] face.
_ [G]
I found out she [E] was alone and free, so [A] I made [F] just a [Abm] little slight [G] reference over to my [C] place.
[F]
[Fm] I saw a frown.
[Am] I slowed down.
[Gb] I was charming.
[Eb] You know [D] I was ever so cool.
[F] _ [G] _ But when I reached in for the kill, that [Ab] bear said,
[Gb] _ [Ab]
I'm nobody's fool.
[C] Oh, she [F] said no.
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[F] An [Bb] ugly woman told [D] me no. _ _
Nothing make you [G] feel quite as low [Em] as when an ugly woman [F] tells you no.
[D] _ _ [G] _ _
[C] _ _ [F] I was crushed [A] inside.
I [Ab] swallowed my pride, but I was [Gm] not about [Gb] to quit. _
I [G] showed her some little scar [Bb] that I got in some little [Fm] war, and she softened [C] up a teensy weensy, teensy little bit.
[F] I [E] probed.
I searched.
I mentioned [G] church, and I'm clearly Jewish.
And in [D] fact, I almost cried.
[F] _ But when I put in my request, [C] she said, _ request denied.
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[G] _ _ _ _ [C] _ [G] Ugly woman's [Dm] [D] terrible, terrible.
[G] _ _ [C] _ _ [F]
My pardon shot [A] was, I've only got about [Ab] two [G] weeks or [Ab] less to [Am] live.
[G] _ _
You [C] owe it to your country, [F] and it's [D]
[G] always better to [C] give.
She looked at me, and it's [E] gone [A] for [C] lit.
She [Gb] said, is the [G] poor gal turning [D] gold?
_ [G] _ _ Look here, boy, on a scale of one to ten, [C] your [E] rating ain't got a chance [C] to show.
Oh, she [F] told me no.
How could you do it?
Ugly [C] woman [D] tell me no.
You could put that girl's face in [G] some dough [C] and make gorilla cookies.
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[G] _ _ [C] She [Fm] said [Em] no. _
[Abm] Ugly [G] woman [Gb] told me no. _ _
Nothing make you [G] feel it, though, no, no.
And [C] when the ugly woman told you [Abm] no.
_ [Gm] _ [F] _ _ _ _ [Fm] _ _ [N] _ _ _ _ _
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