Your Only Friends Are Make Believe Chords by Bloodhound Gang

_ Yeah, well I sing like an amputee though.
Why?
Cause, can't hold a note, can't carry a tune.
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Knock, knock, Mr.
[E] _ Rogers.
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It's Mr.
McFeely.
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I brought [Em] you a letter.
_ [A]
T delivery.
[B] _ _ Well, [A] _
_ Mr.
[E] _ McFeely, _ [A] _
if there's postage [E] due, _ _ _ [A] _
you can [E] go fuck yourself, _ [A]
[Em] like Captain [C#m] Kanga.
[B] _ I _ [A] _
_ can [B] go to land of make _ [C#]
-believe, and I can [E] pretend.
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But in the [F#] end, I [B] still [E] have no friends.
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_ Mr.
[E] _ Rogers, _ [A]
I like your cardigan [E] sweater.
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_ Mr.
[E] _ McFeely, _ [A]
shut up and give me [B] my letter.
I _ [A] _
_ don't want [E] to talk to you.
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Don't you [E] understand?
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_ Why are [E] you inside my house?
[A]
You're just my fucking [B] mailman.
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_ I can [B] go to land of make [C#]-believe, and I can [E] pretend.
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But in the [F#] end, I still [E] have no friends.
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_ _ [B] I can go to land of make [C#]-believe, and you can [E] pretend.
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But in [B] the end, you still have [E] no friends.
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_ _ You're [B] my _ _ [C#] _
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_ _ _ [B] _ best _ [A] _
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_ [N] _ friend too.
I share the same views and hardly ever argue.
Eat spam from the can, watch late night C-SPAN, and rock out to old school.
_ Duran Duran, your best friend is you.
I'm [E] my best friend too.
I share the [D] same views and hardly ever argue.
Eat spam from the can, watch [A] late night [E] C-SPAN, and rock out [D] to old school.
Duran [B] Duran, your best friend [A] is you.
I'm my [E] best friend too.
I share the [D] same views and hardly ever argue.
_ Eat spam [A] from the can, _ _ [E] _ watch late night C-SPAN, and rock out [D] to old school.
Duran [B] Duran, your best [A] friend is you.
I'm my [E] best friend too.
I share the [D] same views and hardly ever argue.
_ Eat spam [A] from the can, _ [E] watch late night C-SPAN, and rock [D] out to old school.
[B] Duran Duran, your best [A] friend is you.
I'm my [E] best friend too.
I share [D] the same views and hardly ever argue.
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