Chords for Bloodhound Gang - Uncool As Me (featuring Joey Fatone)
Tempo:
78.925 bpm
Chords used:
Ab
F
Bb
Eb
C
Tuning:Standard Tuning (EADGBE)Capo:+0fret
Start Jamming...
[Eb]
I'm quite the sped, I never shred, not cool, but my bros all [Bbm] call me Hitch, with a silent
B, but that smells bitch, bitch you pittin' me, [Ebm] which has bono dick, bad word fuck dick,
not cool, and I smell like [Bbm] regret and tequila, what's that even mean, I have no idea,
[Ab] [F] you're
the only assholes I see, in [Cm] old [Eb] molly ring walk movies, I think you're [Bb] as uncool as me,
[Ab] hey you, you dance like [F] those assholes I [Cm] see, in old [Eb] molly ring walk movies, I think you're
[Bb] as uncool as me, [Ab] and I have guts, [C] [Ab]
[Bb] [Fm] [F] they don't think you're all that cool, they like you
more than [Ab] yourself at school, [C] [Ab]
[Bb] [F] they don't think you're all that cool, but you're gonna fire
the [Eb] shit rules, I'm such a tit, I say dumb shit, not cool, and my friends think that
[Bbm] I like men, that's because you do, don't even listen to them, no one's judging [Ebm] you, Tom
Goodman got slow [Ab] kid haircut, not [Ebm] cool, do you like [Bbm] renaissance fairs, where'd you get
that scarf, this is what thy lord doth wear, I'll be in the car, [Ab] hey you, you dance like
[F] those assholes I [C] see, in old [Eb] molly ring walk movies, I think you're [Bb] as uncool as me,
[Ab] hey
you, you dance like [F] those assholes I [C] see, in old [Eb] molly ring walk movies, I think you're
[Bb] as uncool as me, [Ab] and I have guts, [C] [Ab]
[Bb] [Eb] [F] they don't think you're all that cool, they like you
more than [Ab] yourself at school, [C] [Ab]
[Bb] [F] they don't think you're all that cool, but you're gonna fire
the [Ab] shit rules, dancing [F] with myself, in the dark, on the ceiling,
[Ab] dancing [C] with myself,
[Abm] in the dark, [F] on the ceiling,
[Ab] [C] [Ab]
[Bb] [Cm] [F] they don't think you're all that cool, they like you more than
yourself [Ab] at school, [C] [Ab]
[Bb] [Eb] [F] they don't think you're all that cool, but you're gonna fire the [Ebm] shit
rules, let's go to civil war [Eb] reenactments, throw some backing out too soon at them, let's
go to civil war reenactments, warning, spoiler alert
I'm quite the sped, I never shred, not cool, but my bros all [Bbm] call me Hitch, with a silent
B, but that smells bitch, bitch you pittin' me, [Ebm] which has bono dick, bad word fuck dick,
not cool, and I smell like [Bbm] regret and tequila, what's that even mean, I have no idea,
[Ab] [F] you're
the only assholes I see, in [Cm] old [Eb] molly ring walk movies, I think you're [Bb] as uncool as me,
[Ab] hey you, you dance like [F] those assholes I [Cm] see, in old [Eb] molly ring walk movies, I think you're
[Bb] as uncool as me, [Ab] and I have guts, [C] [Ab]
[Bb] [Fm] [F] they don't think you're all that cool, they like you
more than [Ab] yourself at school, [C] [Ab]
[Bb] [F] they don't think you're all that cool, but you're gonna fire
the [Eb] shit rules, I'm such a tit, I say dumb shit, not cool, and my friends think that
[Bbm] I like men, that's because you do, don't even listen to them, no one's judging [Ebm] you, Tom
Goodman got slow [Ab] kid haircut, not [Ebm] cool, do you like [Bbm] renaissance fairs, where'd you get
that scarf, this is what thy lord doth wear, I'll be in the car, [Ab] hey you, you dance like
[F] those assholes I [C] see, in old [Eb] molly ring walk movies, I think you're [Bb] as uncool as me,
[Ab] hey
you, you dance like [F] those assholes I [C] see, in old [Eb] molly ring walk movies, I think you're
[Bb] as uncool as me, [Ab] and I have guts, [C] [Ab]
[Bb] [Eb] [F] they don't think you're all that cool, they like you
more than [Ab] yourself at school, [C] [Ab]
[Bb] [F] they don't think you're all that cool, but you're gonna fire
the [Ab] shit rules, dancing [F] with myself, in the dark, on the ceiling,
[Ab] dancing [C] with myself,
[Abm] in the dark, [F] on the ceiling,
[Ab] [C] [Ab]
[Bb] [Cm] [F] they don't think you're all that cool, they like you more than
yourself [Ab] at school, [C] [Ab]
[Bb] [Eb] [F] they don't think you're all that cool, but you're gonna fire the [Ebm] shit
rules, let's go to civil war [Eb] reenactments, throw some backing out too soon at them, let's
go to civil war reenactments, warning, spoiler alert
Key:
Ab
F
Bb
Eb
C
Ab
F
Bb
[Eb] _ _ _ _ _ _ _
I'm quite the sped, I never shred, not cool, but my bros all [Bbm] call me Hitch, with a silent
B, but that smells bitch, bitch you pittin' me, [Ebm] which has bono dick, bad word fuck dick,
not cool, and I smell like [Bbm] regret and tequila, what's that even mean, I have no idea, _ _
[Ab] _ _ _ [F] you're
the only assholes I see, in [Cm] old [Eb] molly ring walk movies, I think you're [Bb] as uncool as me, _
[Ab] hey you, you dance like [F] those assholes I [Cm] see, in old [Eb] molly ring walk movies, I think you're
[Bb] as uncool as me, [Ab] and I have guts, _ _ [C] _ _ _ [Ab] _
[Bb] _ _ _ [Fm] _ [F] they don't think you're all that cool, they like you
more than [Ab] yourself at school, _ _ _ [C] _ _ _ [Ab] _
[Bb] _ _ _ _ [F] they don't think you're all that cool, but you're gonna fire
the [Eb] shit rules, _ _ _ _ _ _ I'm such a tit, I say dumb shit, not cool, and my friends think that
[Bbm] I like men, that's because you do, don't even listen to them, no one's judging [Ebm] you, Tom
Goodman got slow [Ab] kid haircut, not [Ebm] cool, do you like [Bbm] renaissance fairs, where'd you get
that scarf, this is what thy lord doth wear, I'll be in the car, [Ab] hey you, you dance like
[F] those assholes I [C] see, in old [Eb] molly ring walk movies, I think you're [Bb] as uncool as me, _
[Ab] hey
you, you dance like [F] those assholes I [C] see, in old [Eb] molly ring walk movies, I think you're
[Bb] as uncool as me, [Ab] and I have guts, _ _ [C] _ _ _ [Ab] _
[Bb] _ _ _ [Eb] _ [F] they don't think you're all that cool, they like you
more than [Ab] yourself at school, _ _ _ [C] _ _ _ [Ab] _
[Bb] _ _ _ _ [F] they don't think you're all that cool, but you're gonna fire
the [Ab] shit rules, dancing [F] _ with myself, _ in the dark, _ on the ceiling, _ _
[Ab] dancing _ [C] with myself, _ _
[Abm] in the dark, _ [F] on the ceiling, _ _
[Ab] _ _ _ _ [C] _ _ _ [Ab] _
[Bb] _ _ _ [Cm] [F] they don't think you're all that cool, they like you more than
yourself [Ab] at school, _ _ _ [C] _ _ _ [Ab] _
[Bb] _ _ _ [Eb] _ [F] they don't think you're all that cool, but you're gonna fire the [Ebm] shit
rules, let's go to civil war [Eb] reenactments, throw some backing out too soon at them, let's
go to civil war reenactments, warning, spoiler alert _
I'm quite the sped, I never shred, not cool, but my bros all [Bbm] call me Hitch, with a silent
B, but that smells bitch, bitch you pittin' me, [Ebm] which has bono dick, bad word fuck dick,
not cool, and I smell like [Bbm] regret and tequila, what's that even mean, I have no idea, _ _
[Ab] _ _ _ [F] you're
the only assholes I see, in [Cm] old [Eb] molly ring walk movies, I think you're [Bb] as uncool as me, _
[Ab] hey you, you dance like [F] those assholes I [Cm] see, in old [Eb] molly ring walk movies, I think you're
[Bb] as uncool as me, [Ab] and I have guts, _ _ [C] _ _ _ [Ab] _
[Bb] _ _ _ [Fm] _ [F] they don't think you're all that cool, they like you
more than [Ab] yourself at school, _ _ _ [C] _ _ _ [Ab] _
[Bb] _ _ _ _ [F] they don't think you're all that cool, but you're gonna fire
the [Eb] shit rules, _ _ _ _ _ _ I'm such a tit, I say dumb shit, not cool, and my friends think that
[Bbm] I like men, that's because you do, don't even listen to them, no one's judging [Ebm] you, Tom
Goodman got slow [Ab] kid haircut, not [Ebm] cool, do you like [Bbm] renaissance fairs, where'd you get
that scarf, this is what thy lord doth wear, I'll be in the car, [Ab] hey you, you dance like
[F] those assholes I [C] see, in old [Eb] molly ring walk movies, I think you're [Bb] as uncool as me, _
[Ab] hey
you, you dance like [F] those assholes I [C] see, in old [Eb] molly ring walk movies, I think you're
[Bb] as uncool as me, [Ab] and I have guts, _ _ [C] _ _ _ [Ab] _
[Bb] _ _ _ [Eb] _ [F] they don't think you're all that cool, they like you
more than [Ab] yourself at school, _ _ _ [C] _ _ _ [Ab] _
[Bb] _ _ _ _ [F] they don't think you're all that cool, but you're gonna fire
the [Ab] shit rules, dancing [F] _ with myself, _ in the dark, _ on the ceiling, _ _
[Ab] dancing _ [C] with myself, _ _
[Abm] in the dark, _ [F] on the ceiling, _ _
[Ab] _ _ _ _ [C] _ _ _ [Ab] _
[Bb] _ _ _ [Cm] [F] they don't think you're all that cool, they like you more than
yourself [Ab] at school, _ _ _ [C] _ _ _ [Ab] _
[Bb] _ _ _ [Eb] _ [F] they don't think you're all that cool, but you're gonna fire the [Ebm] shit
rules, let's go to civil war [Eb] reenactments, throw some backing out too soon at them, let's
go to civil war reenactments, warning, spoiler alert _