Chords for Bloodhound Gang - Why's Everybody Always Pickin' On Me?

_ _ _ _ Why is every [C] kickback always picking on me?
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[F#m] _ _ [A] _ _ [G#m] _ _ _ [C#] _
[F#m] _ [A] _ _ _ [Fm] _ _ _ _
[C#] _ _ [F#] _ _ [C#] _ _ _ [G#] _
[F#m] _ _ _ [A#] _ [G#m] _ _ _ [G#] _
[F#m] _ _ _ _ [F] _ _ _ [Cm] _
[C#] _ _ [A] _ _ [G#m] _ _ [A] _ _
_ _ _ _ [E] And _ _
[F#m] _ _ i'm [C#] kind of bluey, [C#m] all and one
I _ _ [A] _ _ _ _
chuck him back into the oven [C#] until he is done [F#m] cookin'
Why is everybody always pickin' on me
[C#] _ _
[A] Why is everybody always pickin' on [E] me _ _
[A] Why is everybody always pickin' on [B] me
_ [C#m] _ [A]
Why is everybody always pickin' on [C#] me
And your wife has got a nose like Bill [Cm]
[C#m] Cosby
Why is everybody always picking on [E] me?
Always picking on me, ripping apart poor old [Fm] chicky
I'm ugly, [F#m] I got a shazling to cover
There's a lot [A] more wrong with you, [G#m] so back me up, Bill
And you're ugly [F#m] too
So whenever I brush my teeth with a piece of cheddar cheese
[G#m] I wear a fishneck to my shams
When my [F#m] surgeon lets me pee, he's in my mirror and never lies
But it [A] always verifies [G#m] I got more cheese than pepperoni
Than a [A] homemade pizza pie
You tell me no hush, you cheat, but I don't understand
[G#m] Why I'm sporting like I'm the poor man
[A]
And yeah, I told my mom to fuck my niece, she kissed me [C#] first
But at least this time I didn't find my date in the back of her purse
Kind of popular with that girl's single bird cover thing
And then I think that's everybody copies your eating
[F#m] I know I'm not as horrible, right?
I'm not as short or [C#] retarded
But I'll come down in 60 seconds and you're still wanting to [A] march
Why is everybody always picking on [B] me?
Cause you wore [E] a velour fursuit in the late [A] 80s
Why is everybody always picking on [G#m] me?
Cause you run like a girl and you sit down to [F#m] date
Why is everybody always picking on me?
[E] Cause your only school chum was the lunch lady
[F#m] Why is everybody always picking on [C#m] me?
Took your mom to the prom and got lucky
[G] In that episode where [E] Gil refuted sick of being teased
[G#] And he drinks and the [D#] professors laugh
And makes some LSD, picks figs and eats the skippers
Bring them ginger with coconut to stir
How would love be burned alive inside of their grass [Em] hut?
Oh, he'll choke you, Nicky Lee
And they should've let it be
[Gm] And like I'm post-hoc, like I'm dope as Zerk
If you don't talk decent, me [G] you see
The track is so apical, news I can't do you no [D#] harm
Like the drummer from the Vipers only got one [G] arm
The drummer from the Vipers only got one [Gm] arm _ _ _
[G] _ Vipers only got one arm
The drummer from the Vipers only got one arm
The drummer from the Vipers only got one [Gm] arm
The drummer from the Vipers only got one [G] arm
The drummer from the Vipers only got one arm
The [D] drummer from the Vipers only got one [A] arm
Why is [F#] everybody always picking on [E] me?
Cause my 15-year-old cousin has class [A] acti
Why is everybody always picking on me?
[E] Can't crush them teens since 1980 [F#m] Greg
Why is everybody always picking on [B] me?
Cause you got the grimming [C#m] habits of a [F#m] chimpanzee
Why is everybody always picking on [E] me?
Cause your wife had got a nose like Bill [F#m] Cosby
Why is [A] everybody always picking on me?
[B] Cause you wore the Lord of [E] Flames until the late [F#m] 80's
Why is everybody always picking on [D#] me?
Cause you run like a [C#m] girl and you sit down to [F#m] pee
Why's everybody always picking on [G#m] me?
Cause your only school chum was the lunch lady
[A] Why's everybody always picking on me?
Cause no one likes you monkey boy
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