Screwing You On The Beach At Night Chords by Bloodhound Gang

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_ _ _ [A] _ _ _ [B] Nothing heats up my [D] Jacuzzi like when [F#] this used thong I found [A] in bed dabbled with gems
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brushes ever so [D] gently against [F#m] some boobs.
_ _ [A] _ _ _ [B] I guess it's hard to [D] believe that one man [F#] could have a ponytail [A] of a sensitive hand
[B] to distract an aggressive [D] hawk that's [F#m] cornered you.
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_ _ _ [A] _ _ _ [B] I know my haikus [D] are freaking intense but [F#]
even the words I [A] made up just sound French.
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Don't express my feelings [D] for your toilet [F#m]
parts.
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I would show up for [D] a pottery class [F#] dressed like a pirate [A] with John Waters' mustache
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on a unicorn [D] that shits your name in [F#m]
stars.
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This whole [E] gym is a romantic [F#m] type.
_ Loitering [A] on cliffs thinking about stuff [D] like
screwing you [E] on the beach [F#] at night.
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This whole [E] gym is a romantic [F#] type.
_ Loitering [A] on cliffs thinking about stuff [D] like
screwing you [E] on the beach.
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_ _ _ [N] One milkshake, two [D] straws.
This whole [E] gym is a romantic [F#m] type.
_ Loitering on [A] cliffs thinking about stuff [D] like
screwing you [E] on the beach.
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This whole [E] gym is a romantic [F#] type.
_ Loitering [A] on cliffs thinking about stuff [D] like
screwing you [E] on the beach [F#m] at night.
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Don't I, [D] don't I, so so, so [F#] so sexy.
_ [A] _ _ Echo, [B]
echo.
Don't I, [D] don't I, so so, so [F#] so sexy.
_ [A] _ Echo, [F#] echo.
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_ _ _ _ Release the dummies.
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