Chords for Bloodhound Gang - I wish I was Queer [Lyrics]

[A#] _ [A] _ My [B] friend Jerry Vandergrift took [C#] me in for a class.
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[B] _ [A] Later in the [B] afternoon some guys in the locker [C#] room kicked my ass.
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[A] _ I pick guys [B] up like you, I like [E] mustard drugs too.
I wanna see [C#m] how many of those drugs I [A] can do.
I just need to know I was queer, so I [E] can get chicks.
Big guys [B] that are queer.
Guys that [E] don't need chicks.
That don't think [B] guys like me see I'm not queer.
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[A] I'm still ugly, but if [B] I were a handsome, _ [C#] disembodied Alfredo with these.
_ _ [E] _ [B]
He'd [A] talk me to as a gay [B] dumb, but not actually that way, no pseudo [C#] homophobe.
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_ [Am] Maybe it's a school [B] continuum, or maybe it's a [E] disability.
But if [A#] I was [C#m] a queer being in the [A] fashion industry,
_ [B] Swimming with a supermodel would [G#] be easy. _ _ _
[A] The supermodel means [B] proluptuous, but also is [C#] synonymous with super dumb.
_ _ [E] [B] You see [A] I can't do it with [B] sisters, she treats me like a sister [C#] and soon I _ become_
[B] _ _
[Am] _ _ _ [B] Exoskeleton, I love the fact [E] that she's her hair.
I know [D#] it [C#m] wouldn't take a week before I'm in [A] her underwear.
I wish [E] I was queer, so I could get chicks.
Big guys [B] that are queer.
_ Guys that [E] don't need chicks.
That don't think [B]
guys like me see I'm not queer.
I'm too [A] ugly, doesn't matter [B] what I'm back in.
If my [C#] dandruff leaks, it would sit my teeth.
_ [E] _ _
[A] The only smoke, the [B] only sauce that will heat [C#] is me like a Meese.
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[A] _ See I'm not [B] too keen on the smell [E] of that goatee.
No [D#] I'm [A] not, this is fine, I don't want to be a queen.
I just need to [E] have a lot of gear, so I could get chicks. _ _ _ _ _
[C#] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ [B] _
[A] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ [A#m] _
[B] _ _ _ _ _ [A] _ [C#] _ [D#] _
[E] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
[C#] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ [B] _
[A] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ [A#] _
[B] _ _ _ _ _ [A] _ _ _
Anyway if I were gay, [B] I'd have to choose my own game.
[C#] It's Oprah Lewis.
_ _ [E] _ [B] _
[A] Hanging out with my mom's best friend [B] was the dream,
it's 50 [C#] dollars, you can't fly in this.
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[Am] _ _ _ [B] Roger Ray, I learned the song at [E] Broadway.
And a [D#] pretty [C#m] shit that showed up on [A] doorbell.
I wish I was queer, so I [C#m] could get chicks.
Big guys that are [B] queer.
_ Guys that don't [C#m] need chicks.
_ Big guys that [E] are queer.
_ [B] Guys that don't [C#m] need chicks.
_ Big guys that [B] are queer.
_ Guys that don't [C#m] need chicks.
That don't need guys [E] like me.
See [B] I'm not queer, I'm too [C#] ugly.
_ _ _ _ And [B] I don't treat my honey. _
[C#m] _ Don't treat [C#] my honey.
[E] _
_ See [B] I'm not queer, I'm too [C#] _ ugly.
[C#m] _ _ _ And [B] I don't treat my honey. _
[C#m] _ Don't treat my honey.
[E] _
_ See I'm [B] not queer, I'm too [C#] ugly.
_ _ _ _ [E] And [B] I don't treat my honey. _
[C#m] _ Don't treat my honey. _
[E] _ See I'm [B] not queer, I'm too [A#] ugly. _ _ _ _ _ _
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