Numbers Chords by Bobby Bare

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_ I _ _ _ _ _ _ was sitting there Friday sucking on a glass of [Eb] wine _ _ _ _
_ _ When he walked this chick who almost struck [Ab] me blind _ _ _ _
_ _ Had wet blue eyes and her [Fm]
legs were long [Db] and fine _ _ _ _
_ [Eb] On a scale of one to ten I'd give her [Ab] a nine _ _ _ _
_ Now on my scale there ain't no tens [Eb] you know _ _ _ _
_ _ Nine is about as far as any chick [Ab] can go
So _ _ _ I blast her a smile but she didn't even look at [Db] me
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_ [Eb] So for brains and good judgment [B]
I'd give her [Ab] a three
_ I _ _ said hey, ain't anything you look like a [Eb] possible eight _ _ _ _
_ You and me could make eighteen if your head's [F] on straight
[Ab] _ She _ _ _ _ looked up and down my [Db] perfect brain
_ And _
_ _ [Eb] said these words that burned into my [Ab] perfect brain
_ You _ said well another one of those macho, [Eb] matrician men _ _ _ _
_ Can't degrade all women on scales of one [Ab] to ten _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ Well that's a generous [Db] thing to do _ _ _
_ _ [Eb] Now let's just see just how much I [Ab] give you
She _
_ _ [F] _ _ _ _ _ _
_ said you [Bb] coming on to me with that corny numbers [F] jive _ _ _
_ _ Your style makes me smile, I give it a five
_ When _ _ _ you walked up I noticed that [Eb] suit of yours _ _ _
_ [C] It's last year's double [F] net break cup, give it four _ _ _ _
_ [Bb] Now that must be your car [F] parked out [Fm] on the curb _ _ _ _
[F] _ That 69 homemade convertible, a three and a third _ _ _
_ Now as for [Bb] that bill, I guess you're [Cm] less than five _ _ _
_ [F] Except for your [C] heart belly I'd give that a [Bb] ten for size _ _ _
_ That wine you're pouring might be fine to [Dm] you _ _ _
_ _ But I'm used to fine champagne, I [Bb] give it a two _ _ _ _
_ _ It's hard to tell what your flashy [Cm] smiles were
_ _ [Eb] _
_ _ [Dm] I'd give it [F] a six if you could do some dental [Bb] work _ _ _
[Eb] _ _ [Bb] Why it's a strange little rooster act that really makes [Dm] me laugh _ _ _
_ _ It may [F] be a ten to these country hands [Bb] but to me three and a half
_ And there really ain't much to add once the [Cm] subtraction's done _
And _ since [C] there ain't no _ zeroes [B] I'll give [F] you a one
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_ _ [E] _ [Bb] She walked out a while up and down [Dm] the line _
The _ _ _ whole bar was laughing saying, fam what [Bb] happened to your nine _
_ _ _ _ Nine says I, well soon she started to [Cm] talk I knew
The _ [F] chick didn't have no class I barely gave her [Bb] a two _
Yeah _ _ _ no matter how good they look at first [Eb] there's flaws in all of them
_ [F] That's a wild scale of ten to one, friend _
There ain't [Bb] no ten _ _
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