Chords for It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chew Your Ass Out All Day Long (Closed Captioned)

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_ [Bb] _ She _ _ _ [Cm] _
[A] _ [Bb] _ used to call me baby I thought she [Eb] was [Bb] such a lady
But [Eb] my things [Bb] have changed Since time [F] smoothed on
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[Am] _ [Bb] give her my last dollar _ But now all [Eb] she'll [Bb] do is holler
Oh, [Eb] my life has [Bb] become [F] a [Bb] country song
[Gb] I've _ [E] _
[Gb] _ [B] learned she can't resist me By the way [E] she [B] always disses me
[E] And comes to bed [B] at night with that cold [Gb] cream on
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[B] Sometimes I might feel risky But these days [E] it's just [B] too risky _
[E] It's hard to kiss [B] the lips at night And [Gb] chew your ass out all [B] day _ long
_ _ [Ebm] [Abm] All [Gb] day long It goes on [B] and on _
_ _ _ _ [C] [Db] If a tree fell in the forest She [Gb] didn't hear it, would I still be wrong?
_ [Bb] [B] I guess I should admit it She ain't [E] ever [B] gonna quit it
_ [E] It's hard to kiss [B] the lips at night And chew [Gb] your ass out all [B] day long
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[F] It's hard to kiss [C] the lips at night And chew [G] your ass out all [C] day _ long
_ _ All [G] day _ long She gnaws on [C] and on
_ _ _ [Db] If [D] someday they drop the big one I'd say, [G] sweet Jesus, she's gonna finally leave me [B] alone
[C] It's all right if we say it Cause the [F] radio [C] won't play it
_ [F] It's hard to kiss [C] the lips at night And chew [G] your ass out all [C] day long _ _ _ _
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