No Hablo Inglés Chords by Bowling For Soup

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_ [A] My teacher asked me where my homework was and that's when I told [D] her, [C#m] no I have [F#] no ringless.
[A] _ Police then [E] caught me doing [D] 90 and that's when he pulled me over, _ [C#m] no I have no [A] ringless.
I hit me [D] with a [E] tambourine asking [D] me if I could [A] spare a dollar, [D] _ [E] no I have [D] no ringless.
_ So he slams the [E] door and tries to [D] pick a fight and grabs my collar, _ [E] no I have [D] no [G] ringless.
Well I'm not feeling [D] it when someone's full of [A] shit, well I get called [Bm] out at the _ [A]
bar
[G] to make you get [D] away, it's all you gotta [E] say, I don't say no [N] thanks. _
No I have [A] no ringless, [F#m] _ _ [E] _ _ [D]
no I have [A] no ringless, [F#m] _ _ [E] no [D]
I have [A] no [F#m] ringless, _ [E] _ [D] no I have [A] no ringless.
[F#m] _ _ [E] _ _ [D] _
_ [A] My [D] nephew asked me [E] if I'd take him [A] to the Jonas Brothers [D] movie, [C#m] no I have [D] no ringless.
_ Walking my dog I [E] saw the [A] sign that says can you please pick up the duty, [D] _ [Em] no I have [D] no ringless.
[A] My mama [D] gets mad [E] cause I never [D] called my [A] dad on his birthday, [Bm] _ [E] no I have no ringless.
[A] A [D] guy walks up and [C#m] says, don't let [D] his girl go [A] so they pay, _ [G#m] he no habla [D]
ingles.
[G] So many different [D] uses, you don't need no [A] excuses, it's as easy [Bm] as the third [A]
grade,
[G] it's the perfect [D] getaway, it's all you gotta [E] say, I don't say no [C] thanks. _
No I have [A] no ringless, [F#m] _ _ [E] _ _ [D]
no I have [A] no ringless, [F#m] _ _ [E] no [D]
I have [A] no [F#m] ringless, _ [E] _ [D] no I have [A] no ringless.
[F#m] _ _ [E] _ _ [D] _
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_ [Em] Did you brush your teeth?
[F] No I have no ringless.
[E] Where'd you leave your pants?
[F] No I have no ringless.
[E] Did you make a speech?
[F] No I have no ringless.
[E] Do you like my band?
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Don't [A] answer that.
_ [F#m] _ _ [E] _ _ [D]
No I have [A] no ringless, [F#m] _ _ [E] _ [D] no I have [A] no [F#m] ringless, _ [E] _ _ [D]
no I have [A] no ringless, [F#m] _ _ [E] _ [D] no I have [A] no ringless.
Do you [F#m] wanna buy some girl [E] scout cookies?
[D]
No I have [A] no ringless.
_ What do you guys [E] see in the pool?
[D]
No I have [A] no ringless.
[F#m] Hey how about we all [E] get together and go to the [D] ballet?
No I have [A] no ringless.
_ [F#m] _ _ [E] Blackbird, I [D] fear.
No I have [A] no ringless, [F#m] _ _ [E] no [D]
I have [A] no ringless, [F#m] _ _ [E] _ [D] no I have [A] no _ [F#m] _ _ [E] _ _ [D] _
_ [A] ringless.
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