No Hablo Inglés Chords by Bowling For Soup

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_ _ _ _ _ [C#] I have developed [D] a bulletproof system that will help you get [A] out of any difficult [F#m] situation
you could [E] ever find [D] yourself in.
If [A] life gives you stress!
_ [E] _ [D] _ _ _ My teacher asked me [C#m] where my [Dm] homework was and [A] that's when I [D] told her
_ [E] No [D] Pablo Inglés _
Police they got me [E] doing [D] 90 [A] and that's when they pulled me [D] over
_ [C#m] No [D] Pablo [A] Inglés
I [D] hit me with a [E] tambourine [D] asking me if [A] I could spare a [E] dollar
_ No [D] Pablo Inglés
So this man at the [E] club [D] tries to pick a fight and grabs my collar
_ [E] No [D] Pablo Inglés
[G] When I'm not feeling [D] it
When someone's full of [A] shit
When I get caught off [Bm] at the [A] bar
_ [G] To make a [D] getaway
It's all you gotta [E] say
No hablo [A] ingles
Ladies and gentlemen, bowling for soup!
No Pablo Inglés
[F#m] _ [E] No [D] _ Pablo [A] Inglés
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[D] No Pablo [A] Inglés
[F#m] _ [E] No [D] _ Pablo [A] Inglés
[F#m] Holy freaking [E]
[D] crap!
_ _ [A] My [D] nephew asked me [E] if I'd [D] take him to the [A] Jonas Brothers [D] movie
_ [C#m] No [D] Pablo Inglés
_ Walking along I [E] saw the [D] sign that says to [A] please pick up the [D] duty
_ [C#m] No [D] Pablo Inglés
My mom gets mad cause I never called my [A] dad on his birthday
[Bm] _ You, this is [D] awesome!
A guy walks up and [C#m] says
Donde [D] estas, que haces [A] de pepe?
_ [D] He no habla ingles
[G] So many different [D] uses
You don't need no [A] excuses
It's as easy [Bm] as the third [A] way
[G] The perfect [D] getaway
It's all you gotta [E] say
Cuanto cinco [C] ses? _
No hablo [A] ingles
_ [F#m] _ [E] No [D] _ hablo [A] ingles
[F#m] _ _ [E] _
[D] No hablo [A] ingles
[F#m] _ [E] No [D] _ hablo [A] ingles
[F#m] _ _ [E] _
[D] _ You [E] _ _ _ _ [F] _
_ _ _ [E] _ _ _ _ [F] _
_ _ _ [E] _ brush your teeth!
[F] No hablo ingles
_ [E] Where'd you leave your pants?
[F] No hablo ingles
[E] Did you feed the fish?
[F] No hablo ingles
[E] Do you like my band? _
[A] Wait, don't answer that
[F#m] _ _ [E] _
[D] No hablo [A] ingles
[F#m] Hey, [E] hey, [D] hey
_ [A] Act now and [F#m] we'll include this [E] handheld [D] mirror at no extra [A] charge
[F#m] Wow, that [E] is a [D] $20 value!
_ [A] Do you wanna [F#m] buy some Girl Scout [E] cookies?
[D] No hablo [A] ingles
[F#] What do you guys see [E] in the [D] pool?
No hablo [Am] [F#m] ingles
Hey, how about we all get [E] together and go to [D] the ballet?
No hablo [A] ingles
[F#m] _ [E] Remember that [D] fear?
No hablo [A] ingles
[F#m] _ _ [E]
[D] No hablo [A] ingles
[F#m] _ _ [E] _
[D] No hablo [A] ingles
[F#m] No hablo [E] ingles
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