Alcohol Chords by Brad Paisley

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_ _ _ [B] I can make anybody [E] pretty. _
_ _ [B] I can make you believe [E] any lie. _
_ _ [B] I can make you [F#] pick a fight
[G#m] with somebody [B] _ twice [F#] your size.
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_ _ _ [B] I've been known to call a [E] few breakups.
_ _ _ [B] I've been known to
call a [E] few _ births.
_ [B] I can make you [F#] new friends [G#m] _ or [B] get you fired [F#] from work.
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And [B] since the
day I left [E] _ Milwaukee, _ _ _ [B] _ _
Lynchburg and [E] Bordeaux, France, _ _ [B] I've been making [F#] the bars [G#m] lots of
[B] big money [C#m] _ and helping white [F#] people dance.
I _ [B] got you in trouble [E] in high school, _ but [B] college
now that [E] was a ball.
_ [B] You [E] had some [B] of the best times [C#m] you'll never [B] _ remember [F#] with me.
_ _ [B] Alcohol, _ _
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_ _ [B] alcohol. _ _
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_ [G#] I [B] got flamed at your wedding _ [E] reception _ for _ [B] your best man's embarrassing [E] _ speech.
_ _ _ [B] And
also [F#] for those [G#m] naked pictures [B] of you at [F#] the _ beach.
[B] _ _ [F#] _ _ _
_ [B] _ _ I've influenced kings and [E] world leaders.
_ I [B] helped _ Hemingway ride [E] like he did. _
_ _ [B] I'll bet you [A#m] a drink or [G#m] two that I [B] can make you [F#] put that
_ lampshade on your _ head.
And since [B] the day I left [E] _ Milwaukee, _ _ _ [B] _ _
Lynchburg and [E] Bordeaux, France, _ _ [B] I've
been making [F#] a fool [G#m] out of folks just [B] like you [C#m] and helping white [F#] people dance. _
_ [B] I am medicine _ and I
[E] am poison.
_ _ [B] I can help you up or [E] make you fall. _ _
_ You had some [B] of the best times [C#m] you'll never [B] _ remember [F#] with me.
_ _ [B] Alcohol, _ _
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_ _ _ [B] _ _ _
_ _ [F#] alcohol. _ _
Yeah, since [B] the day I [E] left Milwaukee, _
_ _ _ [B] _ _
Lynchburg and [E] Bordeaux, France, _ _ [B] I've been making [A#] the bars [G#m] lots of [B] big money.
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_ I [B] got you in trouble [E] in high school, _ _ _ [B] but college now that was [E] a ball. _
_ You had some of [B] the best times [C#m] you'll never _
[B] _ remember [F#] with me.
_ _ _ [B] Alcohol, _
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_ _ _ [B] alcohol. _
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_ _ _ [E] Alcohol, _ _ alcohol.
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