Chords for Broke in Half - Jesse Stewart (Donnie Dumphy Cover)

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_ [D] _ _ [Am] _ _ [C] _ _ [G] _
_ [D] _ [Am] Well, you're probably sitting there on [C] a mint.
I'm sitting here with a [G] ball of lint, sitting out on the street, since I can't make [D] rent.
Kicked out by Too Faced, Harvey [Am] Dent.
Well, what you know [C] about him as a bag of fluff?
Should be [G] stale, but I open him up.
Growing up, had it rough.
I never got to taste [Am] no Captain Crunch.
Well, what you know about [C] I.G.
Regini?
Well, Donnie's on the back [G] of the fork in the TV, trying to watch [D] some Monster Trucks,
but the vice came by and got [A] the cable cut.
Peek him in the couch, [C] he's forcing chains in.
Down his tears, people [G] look at you strange.
It's all about leftovers [D] when you're poor.
Find them in the food courts, [Am] they're not even yours.
Ain't got no job, [C] I ain't got [G] no money.
You know what I'm saying [D] to your tax-paid buyers, just sing along with Dumpy.
[Am] Ain't [C] got no job, I ain't got no [G] money.
You know what I'm saying to your tax-paid [D] buyers, just sing along with [F] Dumpy.
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_ [E] _ [Am] What you know about being [C] broke?
Good end of a [G] joke, end of my rope.
Regular [D] folks just trying to cope, trying not to choke, [A] cause I still got hope, man.
What you know [C] about gold checks?
Getting wrecked, [G] always in debt.
Born eight fat, here's a [D] punch in the head.
It's the hardest you met, wouldn't [F] change it a sec.
_ What you know about me?
Well, you know about me.
I'm a big, fat, big, fat, big, fat, big, fat, big, fat, big, fat, big, fat, big, fat,
[Em] _ _
[E] _ [Am] Well, I wear the same boxers for [G] like a month, inside out, backwards and front.
Everybody wants to come have [D] a gawk when your big fucking toes sticking out of your [Am] sock.
I had to pickpocket like Oliver [G] Twist with a landlord throat.
All of our shit, recession, oh shit.
Never had a [Am] session to begin with.
What you know [C] about a dine-in gap?
Three news a day [G] plus a midnight snack.
When I was growing up, shit was just not right.
[D] Kids had a hot lunch while [Am] I had a hot bike.
Know what it's like to take [C] an icy shower and have a candle and a beer?
Cause you [G] got no power?
It's not great.
Just [D] drinking a 40.
I'm not complaining, [Am] just telling my story.
Ain't got [C] no job, I ain't got no money.
You [G] know what I'm saying?
Passwritten [D] by them, just sing along with Dumpy.
[Am] Ain't got no job, [C] I ain't [G] got no money.
Know what I'm saying?
Passwritten [D] by them, just sing along with [F] Dumpy.
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[G] _ _ [Am] I don't know about being [C] broke, but I never joke.
End of [G] my rope.
I hate the folks just trying [D] to cope.
Trying not to get choked cause I still got [Am] an old man.
What you know about dole [C] checks?
Getting wrecked, always in [G] debt.
Blowing their fat, there's a punch in their [D] head.
It's the hardest you met with a change of the [F] set.
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[E] _ [Am] I used to be getting them ads [C] for Hatcher, spot ID.
A number [G] one jacket, my shit is a branch.
My pads are [D] a mattress.
My pockets are rock and my gooey's [Am] a racket.
Still got a plate on my [C] knees, give.
Teeth in aluminum jeans, [G] whiz.
Buddies over there with three [D] kids at the bottom of the jar of cheese, [Am] whiz.
Who's here today?
[C] Guess who?
Johnny Dunks, we come to the [G] rescue.
Half a loaf of bread and a block [D] of butter.
Just don't tell them it was [Am] from a dumpster.
All I wanted was a decent pair of [C] Ray-Bans.
So you get it back at the beach at the [G] northern base stands.
That's all I can do, I'm still [D] having a time.
I got no prize, that's the [Am] bottom line, sip.
Ain't got no [C] job, I ain't got [G] no money.
You know what [D] I'm saying?
This top's getting plastic along with Dunk, they [C] say.
Ain't got no job, I ain't got [G] no money.
You know what I'm saying?
This top's getting plastic [D] along [F] with Dunk, they say.
_ _ [Em] _ _
[E] _ _ [Am] What you know about [C] being broke?
Good end of the joke, [G] end of my rope.
Regular folk just [D] trying to cope, trying to knock that joke, cause I still [Am] got hope, man.
What you know about [G] dog tracks?
Getting wrecked, always a death.
Ballin' and fat, here's a punch in [D] the head.
It's the hardest we met, we can change it [F] a sec.
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