Chords for Callin' In Sick

_ [E] _ _ [G] Hit my snooze alarm for the [A] _ _ _ [C] 27th time
[Bm] _
_ _ _ [G] Just [G] don't feel like going [A] to work
I think [C] I'll call my [Bm]
boss [A] then I'm
[G] Gonna [Cm] hack [G] and top [A] and wheeze
[G] Swear I got some [D]
strange [A] disease
_ [G] What's that [Cm] little twerp gonna [G] _ _ _ [D] say? _ _
_ [E] _ _ [C] _ [G] I'm gonna _
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_ [Em] _ _ [C] _ _ [G] _ _ _
_ [A] _ _ _ _ [G] _ _ _
_ [E] _ [C] I could [B] shine my [G]
pennies [A] to clean my lava [C] lamp
[B] _
_ [E] _ _ [C] I could [B] spend [G] all day in [A] my underwear
[C] Watching [B] Ernest goes [A] to camp
[G] I could [C] sit [D] and count [A] my hair
I [C] could burp [G] my _ [A] tupperware
[G] I'm [C] not busy now [D] _ anyway _ _ _ _
_ [E] _ _ [C] I'm [G] gonna _
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_ [Em] _ _ [C] _ _ [G] _ _ _
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_ [Em] _ _ [C] _ _ [G] _ Maybe _ [A] _ _ _ _ [G] _ _ [Gm] _
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_ [Em] _ _ [G] _ I'll spend all day [A] staring at the sun
[C] And trying [B]
not [E] to squint
[G] Maybe I'll make a huge [A] colored tapestry from [C] my belly [B]
button [A] lint
[G] When [C] I'm sick [G] of taking [A] abuse
I [C] just make [A] up some lame excuse
_ [C] Freedom's just seven digits [D] _ _ _ _ away _
_ [E] _ _ [C] _ _ [Bm] I'm gonna _
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