Chords for CAN'T TEACH THIS | Two Point Campus Song!

[D#] _ _ [G#m] _ [E] This video [D#] is not sponsored by Two [G#m] Point Campus.
But they did put me in the game, [E] so fair's [C#] fair.
More info about that [B] at the end of the song.
Now get to class.
[N] Announce [E] to all musicality students, Professor Stupendium's lecture on [Bm] awkward white middle
class hip [A] hop, and it's [E] used as a promotional tool, will be starting in the lecture hall [F#m] shortly.
Thank you.
[E] Welcome students to Two Point U.
This campus [D] we've [A] established, Two Point U, [E] down the path of academia and viewpoints
new and there's a chance [A] that you will leave here is employed too.
We're certain [E] that the [A#] circumstances could use a little prompt.
[E] With learning you could turn your hands to choose the skill you want.
The young mind needs a molding and we do it with a prompt.
Though no one ever [D] certifies just what to [E] mold it from.
Every course of course has been meticulously planned.
Though standard [D] math and science is [A] particularly bland.
[E] And so dig through our curriculum of kitchen, scripts and mannes.
You won't [F#m] find a diploma simply digging in the [A] sand.
[C#m] Spock, are [A#] they real?
[A] [E] Archaeology, right here.
Do teach [E] archaeology.
In that case, you might want to start digging for that diploma [D] now, before it [E] starts to compost.
_ Would it be a teacher's pet?
Please [C#m] report to the nurse for [G#] micro-tipping and [A] deworming.
Thank you. _ _
[E] We're best in class for every hour as the course is sure to thrill you.
But if I [D] told you where it [A] is, you probably'd have to feel [E] you.
Embark upon the dark and art of ordinance that fills you.
Our dungeon [A] draws the wondrous with all authentic and [D] new.
A chaos [E] tickets that rouse you to gleaming in their shivery.
There's pizza in the kitchen, a convenience, [Am] a delivery.
[Bm] Or come and prove yourself to you, the scheming [D#] for the mystery.
And rest is your art, and there's no need to be afraid.
Our wizard school is big on [E] English literacy.
Ah, young Mr.
Toaster, don't strip.
Come in.
I'm [D] afraid I've [A] called you to my office to talk about [E] how you've been conducting yourself
in the music lab.
You see, you're [A] supposed to be the baton.
We're [C#m] at two point campus where [E] our mind looks to the tests.
[C#m] Our scores in Charlesville counts [E] above our suffering [F#m] student debts.
[C] Good day, Mr.
Danger.
On me, D.
Funderton of a spy course.
[N] Please be aware that your mother is at the office with your panel.
This tannoy will now self-destruct.
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_ [Em] _ _ [A] _ _ _ _ _
_ [Am] _ _ _ _ [C#m] I'm afraid I've called you _ _ _ _ _ [E] [A#] to my office to _
[A] _ _ [N] _ _ _ _ [E] talk about how you've been conducting yourself
in the music lab.
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[E] _ _ _ _ _ [Bm] _ [A] _ _
[E] _ _ _ [A] _ _ _ _
[E] Good _ day, Mr.
Toaster.
_ On me, D.
Funderton of a spy course.
[A] Please be aware [E] _ _ that [D] your _ [E] _
mother [N] _ _ _ _ _ _
_ is at the office with your panel. _ _ _
We're here to bait the future and now you can be the canvas
[B] And next we'll be [E] hung out to [F#] dry as from the steve-and
[F#m] Zoology, neurology, we mummed up [N] the pamphlets We tried to hire Pavlov's dog but built a
hippo cavern [E] We've [G] scientific instruments so come and get
involved [E] No wonder [A] if he gives them chemistry [C#m] clubs
to serve The candy's [D] packed with 10-foot [G] stacks of
ewe and bitter-o's [E] And a little [D] dairy-daring [F#m] too and you can
whittle the goats [B] The faculty's compatible with [C#m] the boring [F] and
un-comical [E] Our method's a methodical
We've taught the tautological [A] But quarters may be dangerous
And harm is very possible You're fortunate [E] we're neighbours
We're just far too many hospitals Good afternoon class
I'm glad to see you're all here to [D] handle your [A] admissibility [E] assignments
Or I'm in [F#] the wrong room [A] Yeah, this is camouflage class, [E] mate
We're a two-point canvas where the future's being formed
When you see what we teach here, slow down, say the two words one
Graduating students are encouraged [A] to have the time of their [E] lives
Because it's all downhill from here [F#m] Thank you
[A] Thank _ [E] _ [A#] _ [A] _ [E] _ _ _ [A] _
[E] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ [Dm] _ [A] you for listening, class Two-Point Campus, the sequel to 2018's
Two-Point Hospital, will be available on August 9th for PC, Xbox, Switch and PlayStation
Build your university, [E] pick your courses, guide your [A] students, and if you're lucky,
a special guest might just show up on campus Yes, the developers over at Two-Point Studios
have put me and four other content creators [Bm] in the game
So when you're building your performing arts campus [F#] in the town of Upper Etching,
you might see me [E] strolling the halls of your illustrious educational establishment
Plus, there's a unique Stupendium microphone statue and cosmic fizz wallpaper [D] to unlock
[A] _ [E] Just_
please be nice to me _
_ [A] Moving along, I'd like to thank all [E] of the students [A#] on the Stupendium Patreon
[E] Honours Row for their hard work this [A#] semester
[E] If you enjoyed the song and would like to hear more on our [Dm] range of other [A] exciting [E] subjects,
then do please study the recommended listening playlist carefully
There may be a test
Be sure to like, comment, [F] subscribe, but remember the bell is for me, not for you!
Sit down!
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Now, class dismissed!
I want your reaction assignments on my desk by