Chords for VENDING MACHINE OF LOVE | The Theme from OnlyCans

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_ [Gb] This is a song [F] about soft [Bbm] drinks _ and nothing [Gb] else.
[F] Get your mind out of it, [Bbm] Jensen. _
_ _ Hey guys, are your lips [Eb] dry?
Any [F] desiccated ladies tryna get [Bbm] by?
Well the best way for the girls and the boys [Ebm] to come together [Bb] and enjoy a little [Bbm] moisture.
So you're waiting on the mazes, one a [Ebm] million.
Incarbonation [F] ain't the way that you envision.
[Bbm] You say you're strange but baby shit, you're inefficient.
[Ebm] Unless you taste a [F] pinch of something [Ebm] aluminium.
Elegant and eloquent and so effervescent.
Subtle bubbles and most double feeling ever [Bbm] so pleasant.
Never thought I'd find a girl with such a delicate essence.
[Ab] Freedom with the meal deal, the delicatessen.
[Ebm] So you're sitting in the fridge with a twinkle.
Are you a multi-fact kind or are you [Bbm] single?
A little sipping in this breath isn't [Ab] simple.
I'm just gonna get my finger [Gb] in your ring, boo.
[Bbm] So slot your [F] pennies in the [Bbm] vending machine of love.
Dig up your little things that you've been dreaming of.
If you're [Cm] cursed with the thirst of a [Bbm] lonely man.
You can get it using flowing with some only gas.
Every [F] glamorous can has a [Bbm] heart that bittles.
So all that you can handle weighs third in bill.
Get [F] lost in the froth as the form [Bbm] expands.
Get your lovin' while you're glutted, that's a lonely gas.
Now you see no other payside [Ebm] gallery.
But none of [Bbm] those girls taste [F] like [Bbm] raspberries.
So if you think we're just some [Db] obscene [Ebm] cannery.
All our cans [F] are over 18 [Bbm] calories.
So give us spray for some flirtatious [Ebm] behavior.
That calm hither hiss [F] is what you [Bbm] came for.
We've been brewing up a plethora of [Ebm] flavors.
Say we're [Fm] crude, you can [Ebm] never say we're tasteless.
So if you drink it straight or with a mixer.
Bring a Mr.
or a [Bbm] Mrs.
home for dinner.
Everybody's got a different fizzle in their [Ab] spritzer.
What's the matter why the ingredients are on your [Ebm] sticker?
I haven't met you all, but it's contextual.
You're all [Bbm] impeccable, if it's consensual.
If you're aced in me, pan [Db] flexible.
End of the [Fm] day, we're all [Bbm] cansexual.
Society [F] babies in the vending machine [Bbm] of love.
Take a fizzy little minted you've been dreaming of.
If you [Fm] curse with the thirst of a [Bbm] lonely man.
You can catch your juices flowing with some lonely cans.
Every [F] glamorous can has a [Bbm] heart to fill.
So all but you can handle three thirty mil.
We can [Ab] semi-guarantee that we [Bbm] won't be banned.
Get your [Cm] lovin' while you're glugging on some [Bbm] lonely cans.
Maybe fizzy, but I'll spit a little candor.
Sure is sticky, but we'll lick the spillage after.
There's only one appetite can for [Ebm] Landry's.
Snap it with a [F] candy, with your candy [Bbm] camera.
Can I can, can, can, yes I [Ebm] can.
All the cans I [Bbm] can, all kind of can, the can of them.
And the can's a camera, ain't a noose.
Grab a [Ebm] noodle, dank a noodle, and we're can, can, [F] fool.
[Bbm] Makes a can, can, can, cool.
Scandalously [Ebm] scantily glad in the scanties and the [F] can't think [Bbm] I'd chew.
Camping with the Scandinavian [Ebm] can.
I'm never gonna be alone in a can, yes you [Bbm] can boo.
Share a cannoli with Italian [Ebm] cans on the canal before a candlelit [Bbm] dance.
The canter of the can's a berry for a canny romance.
You better [Ebm] cancel your plans, this can's a nova, can't [F] handle the [Bbm] demand.
The can's a brilliant, can your retas and caninas with [Ebm] fans.
On the Grenada islands, drip can [Bbm] mash the telly down to your fans.
On your Campanian, pass over your [Ebm] hand.
Damn, these Cantonese shoes is how you [Ebm] cream your stands.
So go over to CanBordia.
You can let the local flavor [Bbm] flow for you.
Getting down with the hard ground [Ab] for all me.
Love has never been so [Ebm] lusordia.
Damn, looking like a [C] snack, that's the kind of face.
Damn, painting like [Bbm] Barack, that's the kind of day.
Damn, sweet on your tongue, that's [Ab] the candy canny.
Damn, rocking them guns, that's the [Ebm] cannonade.
Feel that can in your heart, that's a cannula.
Can't send disregard, that's [Bbm] a canisca.
Inquisitive can, that's [Ab] a canvasca.
Insensitive can, that's [Gb] can-can-go-pro.
The sloth of canny's in [Cm] the vending [Bbm] machine of love.
Take that pissy little nigger, give it three men down.
If [Fm] he cures with a thirst of [Bbm] a lonely man.
You can get his blues as well as with some lonely cans.
Every glamorous [F] can has [Bbm] a heart to [Ab] fill.
So all that you can handle [Bbm] being tried and killed.
[Ab] Hey, don't touch, [Ebm] just hold the can.
Get [Cm] to lovin' while you're pluggin' as [Ebm] the zombie cans.
So download OnlyCans, the app for [Bbm] soda lovers.
It's got very high ratings.
Ha, ha, [Ab] no, sorry, it's very hydrating.
_ My mistake. _ _
I'm very [Gb] sorry you had to see that.
[F] And an even greater [Db] apology to my patrons that you now have your names [Gb] irrevocably attached to it.
[F] OnlyCans is a free game, [Bbm] now available on Steam, directed by a dear friend of mine.
So when I was asked if I'd compose a theme song for it,
[Eb] I did what any good friend would do, [F] and made a wholesome song [Bbm] about soft drinks.
And nothing else.
If you [Ebm] enjoyed the song, [Bbm] please get help.
But after that, also like, comment, subscribe, [Ebm] and ring the bell.
You can check [F] the playlist for more songs, [Bbm] the Patreon, the merch store, or_
Oh [Ebm] no, I'm sorry, I've gotta go.
The bubble