Vending Machine of Love Chords by The Stupendium

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This is a song [F] [Bbm] about soft drinks and [Gb] nothing else.
Get [F] your mind out [Bbm] of it, Gunther. _ _ _
Hey guys, are [Ebm] your lips dry?
Any [F] desiccated ladies try [Bbm] to get by?
Well the best way for the girls and [Ebm] the boys to come [Bbm] together and enjoy a little moisture.
So you're waiting on the mate that's one [Ebm] a million.
Incarbonation ain't [F] the way that you [Bbm] and Vicky in.
You say your things but baby shed your [Ebm] inner.
Is she in it?
Unless you're basically into [Bbm] something [Ebm] aluminium.
Elegant and eloquent and so effervescent.
Subtle bubbles in my stubble feeling ever so [Bbm] pleasant.
Never thought I'd find a girl with such a delicate [Ab] essence.
For you with the mildew, the [Ebm] delicatessen.
Start your sitting in the fridge with a twinkle.
Are you a multi-fact kind or are [Bbm] you single?
A little sipping in this breath isn't [Ab] sinful.
I'm just gonna get my finger in [Gb] your ring hole.
[Bbm] So slot [F] your pennies in the vending [Bbm] machine out loud.
And take a pizza little ninja you've been dreaming of.
If [Cm] you curse with a thirst of [Bbm] a lonely kind.
You can catch your deuces while we're with some only kind.
[F] Every glamorous can has [Bbm] a heart that fills.
A wall that you can handle read third and tell.
Get lost in the process before it makes sense.
Get your love and while you're glad you're not some only kind.
Now you see no other place [Ebm] I'd gallery.
But none [Bbm] of those girls taste like that for me.
So if you think we're just [F] some obscene [Ebm] cannery.
All our cans are [F] over 18 [Bbm] calories.
So give us crave of some flirtatious [Ebm] behavior.
That come here [F] the hiss is what [Bbm] you came for.
We've been brewing up a plethora [Ebm] of flavors.
If you say we're crude you [Ebm] can never say we're tasteless.
So if you drink [Gb] it straight away the mixer.
Bring [Ebm] a Mr.
or a Mrs.
home [Bbm] for them.
Everybody's got a different fizzle in [Ab] their spritzer.
What's the matter why the ingredients are on [Ebm] your sticker?
I haven't met you all but it's contextual.
You're all impeccable if it's [Bbm] consensual.
If you're ace then me pan [Db] flexible.
End of the day [Ab] we're all [Bbm]
cassexual.
Besides [F] the thingies and the bending [Bbm] machine of love.
They got fizzy little minks that you've been dreaming of.
If [F] you curse with the thirst of [Bbm] a lonely man.
You can get your juices flowing with some only cans.
[F] Every glamorous can has [Bbm] a heart to [Fm] fill.
So I'll put you [Bbm] through 9 or 3 dirty meals.
We can [Cm] semi guarantee that [Bbm] we won't be banned.
Get [Eb] your love and while [Bbm] you're glad you're not some only kind.
Maybe fizzy but I'll spit a little candor.
Sure it's sticky but we'll lick the spillage after.
There's only one appetite can for [Ebm] Landry's.
Snap it with a candy brush, [F] a candy [Bbm] camera.
Can I can, can, can, yes I [Ebm] can.
All the cans I can, all kind of [F] cans I [Bbm] can.
The manly cans I can, for inkernoos.
Grabbing [Ebm] noodles, anchored noodle in my cans, I [F] can.
Food [Bbm] makes a can, can, I can.
Cool, scandalous, [Ebm] it's gently glad in the [Bbm] cans.
Isn't it can thing I do?
Camping with the Scandinavian [Ebm] can.
I'm very kind to feel alone in the can.
Yes you [Bbm] can boo.
Share a cannoli with Italian [Ebm] cans.
I'm the canover for a candolick [F] dance.
I can't [Bbm] erupt a can to bury for a canny romance.
You better [Ebm] cancel your plans.
This cantonova can't [Bbm] handle the demand.
The canterbrian can your rites and caninas with [Ebm] fans.
I'm the canary at last.
Rit can [F] master till [Bbm] you're down to your pants.
I'm your Campanian, pass over your [Ebm] hand.
Damn, these Cantonese shoes is how you clear your stands.
So go over to CanBody.
You can let the local flavor [Bbm] flow for you.
Getting down with the hard pass [Ab] from me.
Love has never been so [Gb] lusordia.
[Ebm] Can looking like a snack, that's a can of bay.
Can [Bbm] painting like Barack, that's a candy day.
Can sweet on your tongue, that's a [Ab] candy cane.
Can rocking them guns, that's a [Gb] can of nay.
Feel that can in your heart, that's a cannula.
Can send disregard, that's a [Bbm] canister.
Inquisitive [Db] can, that's a [Ab] canvasser.
Insensitive can, that's a [Gb] can go [Bbm] bruh.
Those larger [F] tannies in love ending the [Bbm] shit out loud.
They got tizzy little things to do but dream and doubt.
If [Cm] it hurts with a thirst of [Bbm] a lonely man.
You can get your kisses going with some only cans.
Very [F] glamorous can, never [Bbm] hard to fill.
Oh, but you can handle free bird and pill.
[Ab] Hey, you don't touch, just [Ebm] hold the can.
Get your [Eb] lovin' while you're cooking on some [Gb] Only Cans.
So download [Ebm] Only Cans, the app for [Gb] soda lovers.
[Bbm] It's got very high ratings.
[Ab] Ah, ah, no, sorry, it's very hydrating.
My mistake.
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