Chords for Car Seat Headrest - What's In My Bag?

Hi, I'm Will Toledo from Car Seat [B] Headdress.
I'm at Amoeba and this is What's in [E] My Bag.
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_ _ _ [G#m] This is the first that [B] caught my eye.
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Have you heard it yet?
Oh [F#] yeah, I've listened to it lots of times but I want a [D] copy of my own.
[F#] It's one of my favorites for 2015.
Unfortunately, [G#m] The Life of Pablo is not [F#] out on any physical media and Kanye says [D#] it never will be.
So instead [G#m] I picked up the [C#] 33 and a third of My Beautiful Dark Twisted [E] Fantasy.
Yeah, I always find, yeah I always [F#] find something [D#] wrong. _ _ _
You've been putting up with my shit just way [C#] too long.
[D#] I'm looking [F#] forward to the day when there is [F#m] a comprehensive biography about Kanye.
It might not happen for a long time [G#m] but I'm sure it will be a good one.
[Em] What about a comprehensive autobiography?
That would be a little unreliable I think.
[F#] _ [B] I [G#] want a third person perspective on [E] that one.
My 12 year old self kind of took over and I ended up [F#] just getting a bunch of [E] colorful bright albums.
I got the new Weezer album.
[F#] I didn't know it was out yet.
I like the early stuff as most [C#] people do.
I actually [G] like the songs I've [C] heard on this.
I think that LA [A#] Girl is a great [G#] pop song. _
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[A] Crash Out Boys.
I don't even think I like this [C] band but I like the album cover.
[C] And I'll put it in my car and I'll see how it sounds.
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_ _ [Cm] _ _ _ _ New [D#m] Kurt Cobain collection.
Also was supposed [G#] to be really bad but again 12 year old me would have eaten it up so I figured I'd put it in my bag.
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_ [E] _ _ Did you see the documentary?
I didn't.
I also heard that that was bad.
Steve Fist told me [Em] it was bad.
I think it's a [D#] Seattle rivalry thing.
I will check it out someday.
[D] This, I don't know [E] about this album, Shira, my [A] publicist gave it to me.
Shira, [G] can you _ explain this to me?
It's her favorite [D] album when she was 16 and she thinks I'd like it. _
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_ _ _ _ [D] _ _ Rilo [F] Kylie.
Oh and I put [C] Twin Peaks in my bag.
[G#m] She's dead.
_ _ [G] Wrapped in plastic.
I've been meaning to watch this series for years.
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_ _ _ _ _ You know, this is, excuse me, _ a damn fine cup of coffee.
I've watched [A#] season [A#] one, part of season two, the last episode of season two, [C] and the movie.
And I've seen the pilot like [Fm] six times. _
_ _ Good Lord, Laura. _ _
_ _ [C] _ _ Laura. _
And it's like this thing where I can't _ finish [Am] the series because now I've [F] started it so many times that it's just really boring to sit through the same [Bm] episodes again and again.
You [F#] think I look like Laura?
Yes.
[F] But then I don't [Em] know what's going on in the later [N] episodes.
Did you _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ come by to pick me up?
_ [Cm] Uh-huh.
So I'm kind of screwed, but I want to finish [Cm] it before the new series comes out.
We're going to need some more coffee.
[F] And they filmed a part of it right [C] outside my house.
And we were thinking that that's what was going on, but it was all [G] very secretive.
And then we found out afterwards.
We were [F] watching footage from it and [F#] the Twin Peaks sign was [C] going up like on a fence that was right outside where I was walking [D] past every day.
[Cm] I was that close to David Lynch. I [F] think.
Oh, _ [F#] I also stuck this in my bag.
I don't know if I'm going to get it either, [D] but I feel like Morrissey [G] gets a raw deal.
[F#] Every review I saw of this said [Dm] that it sucked, but they also just quoted _ [C] an excerpt from it, which was usually like way out [F] there and kind of awesome.
And then they said, [E] yeah, obviously this sucks.
[F#] But every time I actually [F] open it up and look at it, I [C] can't read more than a sentence.
So I might [D] get it and just have it sit.
I'm not going to get it.
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_ [E] Cool.
Thank you so much.
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