Chords for CHAIRMAN OF THE BOARD | Dan Bull Board Game Rap Challenge

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_ [A] _ Roll up, put down your [C]
controller, [F#] forget the clock, the table [G] clock is what the cause of.
[A] So grab [C] some paper and [A] start taking down [C] the scores, [D] but don't forget you're up against
[F] the jammer, [A] not the board.
Right then, games night everyone. _
[E] What's up first?
_ I know what my money's on.
If you're [Am] into causing a family schism, consider some tabletop capitalism.
A battle of balances, man I'm so talented.
[G] Mobbing a property with Randy and Calipers.
Too [Am] much use of financial analysis, banks are all frozen, the throes of paralysis.
Golly it's very nice, cracking [C] the parasites, man I'm in paradise.
Give me a [Am] paradise.
Hold em, I blow em, I roll em, I'm stowin' my token right over the go.
And I'm foldin' the dough, and I'm throwin' it at home.
My portfolio, my [G] monopoly, go you won't trouble [Am] me, no.
I'm a polished demolisher, droppin' hotels right on top of my phone.
If you stop on your boat at my property, know that [C] it's probably, honestly, gonna be more
than the cost of [Am] the whole of the global economy.
So you should just hop on off of me, all of [E] your keys and your dog.
Well you could call it a robbery, you [G] can't afford an apology.
All [Am] your accountants would flounder and wobble, the top of my profits would boggle, and monarchy stoppin' me.
Ha!
Take me to court, all [G] that I'm making I'm taking [Am] abroad.
He's stuck under the board.
So send me to jail and then pay off my bail with your rent.
If you thought about having [D] your asses absorbed.
Extorting the poor, whilst cutting [G] the cord, a community [Am] immunity award.
You pitifully bid in futility, I've got the roads and the rails and utilities.
So bring the waterworks, [G] your tears will oil [Am] the gears of my infirmary.
Kid in the living room sat on the floor, imagining I'm [C] on the cover of Forbes.
[D] I'm turning this city [E] upside down, [Am] Julia Master you're flipping the board.
Now I know nobody likes a loot box economy, [A] but I think we can all agree on a community [G] test.
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_ [Am] _ Roll up, put down your controller, [F#] forget the steam [G] sale, I'm a [D]
steamroller.
The [A] other twelve year [Am] olds on X-Box Gold, they'd bolster up your [D] scores.
And now my [G] friend you're up [F] again, chairman of the [A] board.
I think you can beat me, winning with [F#] my middle name.
Which does [G] not make it [G#] a proper noun.
[A] _ Have you heard the word up on the street?
The nerds prefer our [F#] word discreetly, [G] neatly placed upon a sheet.
[A] When we compete, words of friend is for the weaker cheat.
Pretender to [C] the peak of [F#] worldly splendour, classic Scrabble can [G] unleash.
Except [F] you see it [A] never leaves me satisfied, where standard boards are [C]
utilised.
I play [F#m] my Scrabble [E] super-sized, it [G] makes the [Em] points quadruple-ise.
[A] There's H of mosaics, not half of prosaics, cause when I am [C] placing my father,
the [F#m] mates in the play, they'll be playing for reign in twin-dig.
Realistic [F] linguistic forte, I'm a [A] dictionary, kicking my score into space,
or at least [Am] to the corner's a double what scores report.
[F#m] But I'm playing for triple or more, [G] stacking multiple [C] multiples up on the board.
In a [A] single retort, a pitiful, awful attempt at a bore.
Now the [C] pen and the sword could [E] never compare to the weapons I've brought before.
[G] Seven letters is [F] all I need to do [Am] more for literature, than Dickens and Shakespeare could ever have bought.
My lexicon's [E] better than anything ever [G] attempted before, with [Am] clever and elegant spellings of lore.
Whatever the letters you've given me, [A] fiddly glyphs I [C] administer liberally.
[E] I'll play a Q or a Z like a symphony, [G] given you quicksand, [F] records of your syzygy.
[Am] Slinging these nouns and verbs, sticks and stones might be preferred,
[G] so with some of the rhymes you've heard, face it, you [Am] couldn't find the words.
Ha-ha!
Victory is mine!
[A] Which [C] uses all seven tiles [E] and gets me a fifty-point bonus.
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_ [A] _ Roll [Am] up, and put down your controller,
[F#] and if you must bring that in, [G] do be sure to use a coaster.
[A] You gave a [Am] savage angle with a sheep at Santo [D] Wars,
but now my friend, you're up [F] against the Chairman of [Am] the Board.
I thank you all for coming this evening.
_ [F#] I hear the traffic was murder. _
I suppose you're wondering [C#] why I've gathered you all [Am] here tonight.
A murder has occurred, [B] and I'll be [F#] first to shed some light.
[A] Now [G] Mr.
Black is on the [F] ground, a victim [C] of a crime most [A] foul.
And [G] good to you that [D] here and now, [Em] in this crumbling country [F#] house,
amongst this strange and sundry [C] crowd, a murderer [F#] is on the prowl.
Leave it to me to tell you [B] how the [F#] heinous deed was carried out.
This melting pot has [F] overboiled, watch out, [Am] you'll get your loaf of soil.
I've a dastard [D] photo foil, and [A] I'm not half a Conan [F#] Doyle.
I'll tackle the clue to this gaggle of [F] rooms,
there's no shagging to [F#] do when I'm cracking the truth.
I'm an accurate sleuth with immaculate [B] proof,
I investigate [F#] better than I ever could.
Did the Black an attack with a candle or [Dm] noose?
Or was it a spanner he [Am] actually used?
This manner is pecked with all manner of tools,
although Hansborough have had the hatchet removed.
We're enacting [G] a plan for dispatching [Am] a fool,
a plan that was hatched with both heartless and [E] cruel.
In regard to the pantry, the parlour, the pool,
the rooms will depend on the board that you use.
[Am] Hold it, I have sold it, know for certain that the culprit used
[D] the Colonel's old revolver, stolen from the drawer that holds it.
In the [Am] kitchen, finger itching on the trigger, chamber loaded,
and I [D] say I want it noted, or Everett Green's [Am] the one who pulled it.
I've got the gun, and I've got that scene,
which is to be [C] vindicated for Mr.
[F#] Green,
with all that is left of the board it would [G] seem to infer
that the murderer must have been [A] me!
_ Oh [Am] dear, [C] it appears [D] I've made a grave [G] mistake.
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_ [A] _ _ Roller, I've put down your [F#m] controller,
_ forget [G] Hyrule, I'm a high [A] roller,
you may be [A] a mug, a whet, a blaster, or a [D] sword,
but now my friend [D] you're up against [F] the Chairman [A] of the Board.
I tell you, if I had a pound for [C] every game of [F#] Monopoly I have won,
I could buy, _ [E] well, another game of Monopoly probably.
I [C] see you're drawing a blank,
[G] which you can use [F#] in place of any other letter.
We should really stop [Am] now, I think we've done this joke to death. _ _ _
_ Hello, and thanks for watching, and of course thanks [C] to Dan Bull
for the awesome challenge, it was super fun,
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I'm about to hit 20,000 subscribers, [F#m] which is crazy,
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