Chords for Cockney Rebel - Mr Soft [TOTP]....

Here's Cockney Rebel 1974, this is Mr Soft.
I think it's very rude chewing gum when you're on top of the pops.
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Today's a shiny [G] day, now my day's coming home [F#] to you.
Let me pull out all the [Em] kids. _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ Don't you know, life gets tedious [C] enough without the sex to rush [Em] to bed?
_ _ Use some snow!
Stick to my ideas, [C] make your mind up and chip in.
[Em] Let's be fair, _ [Am] we'll all be taking up [Em] tonight.
_ _ [Am] Turn off your noise and shut [Em] the light.
_ [Am] You're the most just so [G] unreal, it'll be dead without [F#] you.
Shwee-oo, [Em] you're the pianist. _ _ _
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_ _ Enter town and [C] bring the dawning in the morning on [Em] your eye.
_ _ Don't miss this out.
Put your feet upon [C] the waters and pray Jesus [Em] for a dive.
_ [Am] _ You'll begin to hit [Em] him with my little bell.
[Am] _ Spoke to Starman, [Bm] Blackman and Tomboy.
_ [Am] _ Bite the good bite, [G] swing your axe, watch this quickly [F#] unfold. _
_ _ Well, [Em] my nature's a little different.
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[Em] Calm down, dear, it's only a group. _ _ _
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