Chords for Cotton Candy

[C#] What's your name, Hansel?
McClive, Miss Virginia.
A pleasure to see you.
[G] Oh, my, you're all naked, too.
[C#] Like Miss Marge.
Are you going to suck the boys' ass, too?
No, send them my_
Oh, [G] man, they ain't never [C#] looking.
Oh, I could cock like I got a gift.
Oh, my [G] God.
It's a nice, [F#] big cunt.
[C#] My name ain't Shaggin',
but some call me Shaggy Balls,
cause you can see my ball sack
hanging out my jaws.
I wear short shorts, bitch, it's tough to stare.
Later on, you see me partin'
through the cotton hair.
I mean, a bitch, I always gotta check and ask.
I made me corn dog,
then put a cotton patch.
And when I fuck bitches, that's what I'm trying to do.
My nuts is people, [N] so I'm trying to stuff them in [C#] the throat.
Cotton candy,
it wasn't made for the mouth.
You don't believe me?
Then take a look and then shout.
Rotten candy,
it's what you'll find without a doubt.
I stick my wing in the cotton hole
and then I'm off.
So stay rude, boy, and leave the mat.
They huntin' cotton, and Shaggy's
actin' where it's at, so don't be stingy.
It's more [G#m] than one rocket cloud,
and bitch, you got enough cotton here
to go [C#] around.
That's no bitches wanna go and save the cotton off.
Straight to the candy, I'm with it,
I won't get lost.
That's why I bring the clippers
with me.
They're coming in [N] handy
when you fuck around with the [C#] cotton candy.
_ _ _ [F#] _ [C#] _ _
Cotton candy,
yeah,
_ cotton candy,
don't get with it,
they'll listen to what you call me.
_ _ Cotton _ _ _ candy,
yeah,
_ [F#] cotton candy,
[C#] don't get with it,
they'll listen to what you call me.
My name is Jay, the kiddies call me
Jeanie Pants, cause I can play the flute
and make my dicks start to dance.
Like a snake, I make it shake, rattle,
and roll, and this year my balls
made it to the cotton bowl.
Unlike Shaggy, he's scared of the cotton
pot.
I ate so much cotton
candy I got pink eye.
I can't remember the first time I had
a taste.
She pulled her panties down
and stuck her cotton in my face.
I said,
your daddy's home.
[G#m] She said, for fucking
that, I tried to take my thing and lay a
stick in her butt.
I tried to push
it in, I couldn't turn it off.
[N] She said, cotton candy, don't get wet until
it's in your mouth.
[C#] Oh,
shit!
So what was I to do?
Run like a bitch?
I'll have
the cotton stew.
I thought for a
second, then I said, what the fuck?
I ate so much [G#] cotton that my tongue
[C#] came out her butt.
Bitch!
I'll have another bowl.
My boys had to come [G#m] and get me cause I
lost [C#m] control.
On the way home
[G#m] I had a new attitude.
I'm like,
hey, let's go eat some more pussy.
[C#] Hey,
yeah,
I'm _ _ _ the cotton candy.
Cotton candy, _ [F#] _ [C#] don't get wet until it's in your mouth.
Cotton _ _ candy, cotton _ candy,
cotton candy, _ _ don't get wet until it's in your mouth.