Creepy Old Guy Chords by Sophia Anne Caruso

_ _ _ _ [B] _ _ Way back when I was just ten, civil and sweet _
[A] Everywhere fellas would stare out [E] on the street
_ And I [C#m] felt used, kinda [B] confused, I would [E] refuse to look [A] in their eyes
[C#] But now I really love creepy [F#] old guys
WE HOPE YOU DO!
Dumb, [B] dizzy, skin like grilled cheese
Shaggy old asses, shaggy old ass sides
Cute, [A] vile, gallant, hey baby, small
Take each [E] girl their best sides
They make [C#m] me blush, can't [B] get enough
No one [E] who loves me wants to be mine That's [C#] right!
I'm marrying my [B] own creepy old guy
I'm a [G#m] creepy old guy!
Creepy [F#] old guy, my creepy old guy
[E] I'm so happy [B] I could cry
[D#m] Girls may seem [E] disgusted, but [C#] we're actually just shy
But [E] creepy old grins, _ _ [G] _ _ and he folks [C#] step aside
I am older, but I'm glad I waited
Cause here [E] comes the bly
_ _ [B] I'm marrying my creepy old guy
[Bm] Creepy old guy, [B] creepy old guy, [E] creepy old guy
She's [B] marrying the guy!
[Bm] Creepy old guy, creepy old guy, [G] creepy old guy
[C] Fix his hair, get him prepared for Armageddon _
[A#] Join the groom, call that a badoo
Hey [F] hey, it's a wedding!
So [D] dim the light, [C] pick up some rice
[F] Taste of the nice, baby, [A#] date shine
[D] I'm getting [G] hitched on my [C] creepy old guy
It's so hot!
[G] Creepy old guy, creepy old guy
[F] She's marrying [C] the creepy old guy
[Em] Have you guys [F] seen Lolita?
[D] This is just like [G] that!
Fine.
[A#] Creepy old dude, [F] creepy old dude
[Fm] Our big fast baby knew that [D] love is a lie
[D] _ _ _ _ _
[F] Wave your baby [C] goodbye
[F] I am honking [C] down
I [Dm] wanna see a tear [C] in every eye as I pass by _
[F] I know that on the outside [C] he's disgusting
[Am] And even on the inside [A#] he's disgusting
[C#] But I know that this time I'm making it [C] right _
_ With my family by my side _
[F] _ _ [Gm] _ _ _ [G] _ _ _
[A] _ _ [A#m] _ _ _ _ _ _
[F] _ _ _ _ [F#] _ [G#] _ _ [C#] _
_ [F#] _ _ OMG, [B] _ dressed to a tee
Fancy and formal
I found me [A] a wife, l'chaim to life
This is [E] so normal _
I [C#m] was ignored, but now [B] I'm adored
Cause [E] I extorted, tortured [A] and lied
[C#m] Give it up [F#] for my [B] underage bride
Here [F#] comes the bride, here comes the [E] bride
God be glorified
[C] I can't believe some cultures think this kind of thing's alright
My [A] creepy old guy, my [G#m] creepy old guy
He's [Em] _ _ searching [C#] the light
Oh yeah, that's right
Let's make him lie _
[F#] _ _ _ [B] Creepy old guy _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ [E] _ _
[F#] _ _ _ [B] _ _ _ _ _